Gwen: I'm no hero.
Gwen: I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.
Gwen: I made you a friendship bracelet!
Morgana: I'm not really a jewelry person.
Gwen: You don't have to wear it--
Morgana: NO I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Gwen: Merlin deserves a really special anniversary party this year! Don't you think?
Gwaine: Yeah, if what it says in his journal is true, I'd say he needs it. A lot.
Gwen: Wait, wait, you read his journal?
Gwaine: What I can stomach.
Gaius: I just skim it to make sure he's not on drugs.
Gwen: What does it say?
Gaius: "I'm not on drugs".
You don’t want to mess with my father. He’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.
Arthur
Oh. It’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.
Merlin, after every minor inconvenience