Sirius: So, how is the greatest wizard in the world doing?
Professor McGonagall: I don't know, how are you Mr. Black?
Sirius:
Sirius, voice cracking: I'm f i n e.
Sirius, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back to the dorms one day with 6 kittens?
Professor McGonagall: What's in the box?
Sirius:
Professor McGonagall: Mister Black, what's in the box?
Sirius: I think you know.
Professor McGonagall:
Professor McGonagall, sighing: Let them in.
Professor McGonagall: Alright I got a box. We're gonna put everything we hate in the box.
James: Can I put Walburga in the box?
Professor McGonagall: No.
Remus: Can I put Walburga in the box?
Professor McGonagall: No.
Peter: Can I--
Professor McGonagall: No one’s putting Walburga in the box!
#mcgonagall later that night at grimmauld place: they're not putting walburga in a box because i want to do it myself#:') look at the marauders being cute and hating sirius' shitty ass abusive ass ugly ass birthgiver#cute!#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrectmarauders#Incorrect Harry potter quotes#harry potter#hp#marauders#marauders era#professor mcgonagall#minerva mcgonagall#james potter#remus lupin#walburga black#sirius black#peter pettigrew#textpost
Sirius, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.
McGonagall, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.
Professor McGonagall: Can anyone tell me where Mr. Lupin is and why he missed class?
Sirius, whispering to James: I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.
Professor McGonagall: Mr. Potter! Mr. Black!
Sirius: Sorry, Professor. I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.
Professor McGonagall: Yes, but when was that?
Sirius: Last time I saw him? It was definitely the time I saw him last.