James: Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush--
Lily: Hey, James!
James: I love you.
Remus: I have an empty notebook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?
James: Put spaghetti in it.
Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.
Sirius: Put spaghetti in it.
Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for--
Peter: Put spaghetti in it.
Remus: I am currentl--
James: Put spaghetti in it.
Remus: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Sirius: I swing both ways.
Sirius: Violently. With a stick. Come get some, motherfuckers.
Remus totally called James JP. Fight me on it
this is cursed but i AGREE ??
Anonymous asked:
hey! just a reminder that your queue ran out again :DD
OMG THANK U FOR TELLING ME I NEED TO ADD SOME QUOTES TO THE QUEUE ASAPPP
Hello there!! I wanted to ask except of Jily (I think that everyone agrees with it) what is your fav Marauders era ship?
for the marauders era, i def love wolfstar the most ;) (after jily ofc LOL)
Your quotes are amazing. I look like an idiot more than usual when I start laughing. You.Make.My.Day.EVERY.FUCKING.DAY. Thank you
THIS IS SO SWEET OMG TT.TT i’m so happy to hear that!!! thank you for enjoying the content!! :D
Just wanted to pop in to tell you I've been cackling like a madman reading these! Love your blog!
thank you so much!! i’m glad you’re enjoying it! :D
Remus: Is there a spirit in this house?
Ouija Board: Yes.
Remus: Good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.
Ouija Board: W-T-F?
James: I need you to swear--
Sirius: Fuck.
James: I meant like, promise...
James: You know, Snivellus, I like you much better with my glasses off!
Severus: You put your glasses back on and face the facts!
Sirius: So, how is the greatest wizard in the world doing?
Professor McGonagall: I don't know, how are you Mr. Black?
Sirius:
Sirius, voice cracking: I'm f i n e.
Severus: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Sirius: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Severus:
Remus:
Peter:
James: Padfoot...
Professor McGonagall: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two would need a fake ID.
Remus: *incoherent mumbling*
Professor McGonagall: Pardon?
James: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.
So, I have a sirius issue and I think that you my deer friend is a-were. Rats! How can I say this? Ok, I love you and I think you doe too.
aw that’s so cute!! haha ily ;)
Anonymous asked:
hey, i hate to be a bother but are you still posting or are your posts just not showing up for me?
OMG SORRY I JUST REALIZED MY QUEUE RAN OUT A WHILE AGO LMAOOO i’ll try to fill it up asap !! sorry about that
Sirius, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back to the dorms one day with 6 kittens?
Professor McGonagall: What's in the box?
Sirius:
Professor McGonagall: Mister Black, what's in the box?
Sirius: I think you know.
Professor McGonagall:
Professor McGonagall, sighing: Let them in.