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A blog full of quotes that the Marauders and their companions all said at some point...probably.
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"This blog is hella rad and everyone should follow it."
- James Potter
"What's a blog?"
-Peter Pettigrew
Recognized by Tumblr's "Year in Review" for 2015 under the "New and Notable" category!
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Remus: How much longer are we going to ignore the elephant in the room? It's tomorrow, we get our O.W.L. results tomorrow! Merlin, I feel sick.
James: Why? You'll be fine, Moony.
Remus: I know that! I'm not worried about me, I'm worried about you three! If you fail your O.W.Ls you'll have to do 5th year courses again! I don't wanna have to make new friends from scratch, I'll have enough on my plate with the N.E.W.Ts!
James:
Sirius: ...How very considerate of you, Remus.
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Sirius: Mum, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get into Gryffindor. It was the sorting hat's decision. I felt very conflicted about the whole thing.
Walburga: Of course you were. Now will you be a doll, and fetch Mummy a knife?
Sirius: A knife?
Walburga: Oh, I'm sorry, I think you'll find one lodged in the middle of my back.
Sirius: Okay, well, that's a lot.
Walburga: And when you pull it out of my back...
Sirius: Okay, I'm just going to go upstairs.
Walburga: You can plunge it into my heart!
Sirius: [backing away] Okay, Mum.
Walburga: Plunge it into my heart!
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