Frodo: I can't believe Gollum betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?
Samwise: ಠ_ಠ
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat." -Captain Ahab Okay, so maybe these guys didn't actually say these things. Maybe. But do you really want to live in a world in which we don't imagine that they did? Basically, this is what happens when you mix working on a PhD in English with copious amounts of caffeine, too little sleep, and Netflix bingeing. I'm not sorry. Yet.