The music was too loud, the food was cold, the drinks were few, and the people were many. It was everything I expected, and less. I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up.
Mr. Darcy
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat." -Captain Ahab Okay, so maybe these guys didn't actually say these things. Maybe. But do you really want to live in a world in which we don't imagine that they did? Basically, this is what happens when you mix working on a PhD in English with copious amounts of caffeine, too little sleep, and Netflix bingeing. I'm not sorry. Yet.