Totsuka: never been better, Lovely crisp morning, clouds clearing and off for a flight, what more could a guy want? Mikoto: *under his breath* lunch
I’m sick of seeing my face, but I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it’s my fucking face
Mikoto at some point probably
Look at that majestic ass muthafucka. He like a dolphin or some shit. A dolphin with legs. And arms. And a katana.
Mikoto, about Reisi
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Mikoto: YEAH SONNNN
Yata: Daddy
Mikoto: What the fuck.
Yata: You called me son and I panicked.
Mikoto: We should hold hands.
Munakata: And why’s that?
Mikoto: To make us seem gayer than we actually are.
Munakata: You make a good point. [holds his hand]
Munakata: We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple
Mikoto: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?
Munakata: We are not going to have this discussion again
Mikoto: You’re sentenced to death, Seri. You’ll be hung.
Kusanagi: [shouts from the crowd] SHE’S ALREADY HUNG!
Awashima: Suoh, uncuff me so I can high five him.
Mikoto (in his mind): I don’t want to cause a panic.
Mikoto (to the clan): Newsflash, we’re screwed.
Literally How Saruhiko REALLY “Betrayed” HOMRA
Munakata: You can choose only one of two sides, Fushimi-kun. *pretty much buttering up how much “better” S4 would be for Saruhiko*
Mikoto: *not saying anything because he wants Fushimi to make his own choice, even if being perceived as a dick biscuit for not caring for Saruhiko just for not saying anything*
Fushimi: …*takes two unintentional steps to Reisi*
Mikoto: Okay, bye, bitch. *walks away like nothing’s happened but is secretly slightly hurt but no one knoooows*
Totsuka: Are you having fun?
Saru: More or less
Mikoto: You can dance with me, just say—
Saru: NO.
Mikoto: Tatara is away for the weekend so while he’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off all of my shirts
Munakata: Why?
Mikoto: He’s basically 95% of my impulse control
Anna: Mikoto, will you be my new mommy? Mikoto: No. Now hurry up and finish that cigarette. Anna: But it tastes like burning! Mikoto: That means it’s working!
Mikoto: Did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet? Kusanagi: I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom! Mikoto: Well… Yata: You do exhibit rather motherly behaviours Mikoto: So you’re like our mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom! Kusanagi: I’m not the team mom! Homra: Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
* Ranting about Fushimi *
Mikoto: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole.
Yata: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
Mikoto: I get so much more dick than you.
Munakata: Well, we are what we eat.
With great power… comes great need to take a nap.
Suoh Mikoto
Anna: But Mikoto, isn’t this illegal?
Mikoto: When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!