* At Shiro's apartment *
Kuroh: Shiro and I were talking last night-
Neko: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene. Face-to-face or spooning?
Shiro: *blushing* Neko!
Neko: [whispering] Spooning!
Look, Shiro is great, but he doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
Kuroh Yatogami, about his boyfriend
The new plan is…no plan! We wing it! It’s probably not gonna work, but I said it with a lot of confidence!
Shiro, after losing the Dresden Slates to JUNGLE
Shiro: It's over! We won!
[Kuroh and Neko motion to warn Shiro about a group of bad guys behind him]
Shiro: No. We won. I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won.
* Before fight with Kuroh *
Mishakuji: We came here to get points and fuck ass.
Sukuna: Kick ass, Yukari. Get points and kick ass.
Kuroh: I trust Shiro.
Neko: You think he knows that he's doing?
Kuroh: I'm not sure I'd go THAT far.
* At Mihashira Tower *
Shiro: Okay, so you and I are married.
Kuroh: We are not married.
Shiro: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Kuroh: Well, I don’t wanna pretend.
Shiro: Scared you’ll like it?
Kuroh: Okay, if we’re married I want a divorce.
Sukuna: Are you two like this all the time?
Kuroh and Shiro [in unison]: Yes.
* At the Coffee Table Alliance summit *
Shiro: Everybody brings their own unique strengths to the table. Some that even I don’t have.
Kuroh: *blushing* You shut your mouth! You have ALL the strengths!
Hisui: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Shiro: And I need you to be less vague, and a little less weird.
"Shiro is a pure cinnamon roll but also my son" squad
“Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
Kuroh Yatogami, giving cooking lessons to Yata
I would have gotten away with it too. If it weren’t for you gay clansmen, and your talking cat!
Colourless King, after being defeated by Shiro and his squad
* In Shiro's room during clan meeting *
Kuroh: Now, I don't mind letting you guys have the summit here, but I want you all to drink responsibly *gestures with Kukuri's tea*. Right Shiro?
Shiro: *Petting Neko* Hmm?
Kusanagi: ... Not in excess? *glares at Awashima*
Awashima: Hey, that was one time!
Munakata: Twenty-four and counting *adjusts glasses*
Kuroh: I mean use a coaster. I don't want you monkeys ruining Shiro's nice furniture. *blushes*
Fushimi: He's talking to you, Miiisaaakiii.
Yata: Hey! He's addressing you Saru, you filthy monkey!