Kusanagi: Hey guys! How’s the bonding session going?
Fushimi: You’re the worst!
Yata: You sicken me!
Fushimi: I see…
Yata: I hope you go bald!
Fushimi: I hope Zumiez goes bankrupt!
Yata: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Yata: LISTEN HERE, MONKEY
Yata: IF YOU DON’T HELP ME FIND ANNA, THEN I’M GONNA SHOVE THIS POLE UP YOUR ASS
Fushimi: Don’t tempt me ;)
Fushimi: Listen, you think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don’t even know what I’ve been through!
Yata: I would if you just tell me!
Fushimi: Forget it!
Yata: Fine!
Fushimi: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.
Yata: What?
Fushimi: I love you.
Yata: How do you expect me to respond to this?
Fushimi: How about, you love me too?
Yata: How about, I’m leaving?
Yata: I know exactly what I’m gonna say! Fushimi: …Do you happen to know what I am gonna say? Yata: It won’t be hard.Just say what’s in your heart. Fushimi: … (Look at him go. He must love me more than I love him.What’s wrong with me? Oh. Oh, no, don’t open that door.)
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
Misaki about Fushimi
Yata: Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything!!
Fushimi: so you can call me Google from now on.
Text Message
Totsuka: Who is it? Fushimi has changed all the names of my contacts to mythological creatures.
Yata: How’s mine?
Totsuka: Dwarf
Yata: I AM NOT THAT SHORT!!
Totsuka: Ah, hello Yata~
Yata: FUCK!
Awashima: So what's it like dating Yata?
Fushimi: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
Saruhiko: You look nice, I want to kiss you
Misaki: What?
Saruhiko: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU
Yata: I already got a new partner in Homra. Fushimi: What, who is he? … Yata: And he’s better than you in every conceivable way! Fushimi: …. Damn it, Misaki. That could be ANYBODY!
Misaki: You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.
Fushimi: Pal, I’m the bad guy in MY story.
Saru: Words cannot describe how beautiful you are Yata: ? Saru: But numbers can Saru: 2/10
Fushimi: How did you find me?
Yata: Oh it was easy really, I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.
Kusanagi: Don't let Seri-chan fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Misaki: No way.
Awashima: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Misaki: We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms! Saruhiko: Nope. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.
Fushimi: I do not like hugs.
Yata: Neither do I.
*they look at each other*
Both: No.
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