Misaki: I'm universally popular and well liked! Why would anyone wanna kill me?
Izumo: I can think of a few reasons.
Mikoto: Definitely.
Fushimi: Shit loads.
Misaki: ....
Anna: you annoy people :)
Touch Anna and I’ll kill you. Touch Kusanagi and I’ll kill you. Touch Fushimi and he’ll kill you. I’m serious about that one.
Yata introducing new people to his friends
Anna: Mikoto, will you be my new mommy? Mikoto: No. Now hurry up and finish that cigarette. Anna: But it tastes like burning! Mikoto: That means it’s working!
* Playing charades at HOMRA *
* Kamamoto stabbing*
Kusanagi: Murder!
Totsuka: Traitor!
Anna: Backstabber!
Yata: FUSHIMI
Anna: But Mikoto, isn’t this illegal?
Mikoto: When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!
Anna: Love is like Beauty and the Beast!
Kusanagi: Love is what you're looking at right now. *winks*
Fushimi: *serious tone* There's no such thing as love.
* Before Mihashira Tower *
Shiro: Alright people, let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Kuroh: I thought we agreed we’d go by Team Super-cool?
Anna: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Munakata: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Shiro: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
Mikoto: There's this weird thing I do whenever I... feel.
Anna: What?
Mikoto: Burn. Everything.
Anna: Why was six afraid of seven?
Kusanagi: I’d assume it’s because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating so therefore -…
Anna: Because 7-8-9.
Kusanagi: … Oh.
Kamamoto: I have various responsibilities within the clan. I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really. One time I manned a flamethrower.
Anna: Cool?
Kamamoto: Of course it's cool. It's awesome as shit.
Munakata: Say, aren't you a little young to be a King?
Anna: Yes, yes I am.
* After Mihashira Tower incident *
Fushimi: You're gonna give up now? Then I resign from Scepter 4!
Munakata: Fine. You're used to being a traitor.
Fushimi: I'm not a traitor!
Munakata: ... Everyone?
Yata: Yes.
Kusanagi: Yeah.
Anna: Definitely.
Mikoto: *from grave* Yep.
Hisui: *wiretapping computer* Affirmative.
Fushimi: Well, fuck all of you.
Anna: What cute little nicknames do you call your boyfriend?
Yata: Saru.
Anna: Adorable.
Yata: I guess I'm just too tough to cry!
Anna: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Yata: [crying] They have no arms!
“With great power comes… a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with.”
Anna Kushina, after becoming the Red King
Mikoto: The fate of HOMRA rests in your hands, Misaki.
Anna: Aaaaand we’re screwed.