Kusanagi: Hey guys! How’s the bonding session going?
Fushimi: You’re the worst!
Yata: You sicken me!
Fushimi: I see…
Yata: I hope you go bald!
Fushimi: I hope Zumiez goes bankrupt!
Yata: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
My GF is like the square root of -100: A solid 10, but also imaginary
Kusanagi Izumo
Kusanagi: Don't let Seri-chan fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Misaki: No way.
Awashima: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Mikoto: You’re sentenced to death, Seri. You’ll be hung.
Kusanagi: [shouts from the crowd] SHE’S ALREADY HUNG!
Awashima: Suoh, uncuff me so I can high five him.
Misaki: I'm universally popular and well liked! Why would anyone wanna kill me?
Izumo: I can think of a few reasons.
Mikoto: Definitely.
Fushimi: Shit loads.
Misaki: ....
Anna: you annoy people :)
Kusanagi: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
Awashima: I’ve got a really good body, so… No.
* After fight with Scepter 4*
Kusanagi: Level with me... did we suck?
Fushimi: I don't know... did you?
[walks away]
Kusanagi: *To everyone* ...He has to go. He knows we suck.
Kusanagi: When will Fushimi grow up and see the benefits of joining HOMRA?
Yata: Which benefits? The matching uniforms? The bar that blows up every few years?
Mikoto: Please. The bar blowing up builds character.
Touch Anna and I’ll kill you. Touch Kusanagi and I’ll kill you. Touch Fushimi and he’ll kill you. I’m serious about that one.
Yata introducing new people to his friends
*Choosing Pokemon Go Teams*
Munakata: Team Mystic.
Yata: Team Valour!
Hisui: Team Instinct.
Kusanagi: What about you Fushimi?
Fushimi: Do I just have to choose one?
Everyone: Fukin traitor ass piece of shit
Kusanagi: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a seven letter word for "disappointment".
Yata: Fushimi.
Kusanagi: It fits.
* Chillin' at Bar Homra *
Fushimi: Excuse me bartender, can you make me a dumb boyfriend pep talk? It's one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about and a lot of vodka.
Kusanagi: I have a lot of vodka.
Fushimi: Then I'll take one of those. *glares at Yata* I don't need the rest.
Mikoto: Did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet? Kusanagi: I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom! Mikoto: Well… Yata: You do exhibit rather motherly behaviours Mikoto: So you’re like our mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom! Kusanagi: I’m not the team mom! Homra: Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
Yata: At what age do you just accept that your life is a piece of rotten garbage and always will be?
Kusanagi: Twenty-two.
(Right After Yata and Fushimi first join Homura)
Fushimi: Who are those people in blue?
Kusanagi: That’s Septer 4. They’re the local representatives of law and order. Among the clans they stand for justice and peace.
Yata: So basically they’re the bad guys?
Kusanagi: Yep, they’re the bad guys.
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Kusanagi: Fushimi says everyone hates you because you’re such a slut.
Awashima [shocked]: He said that?
Anna: Love is like Beauty and the Beast!
Kusanagi: Love is what you're looking at right now. *winks*
Fushimi: *serious tone* There's no such thing as love.