Shiro: Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?
Kuroh: Amazon.ca
Neko: dad can we go to mcdonalds
Kuroh: no hun, shiro's cooking a nice dinner at home
Neko: *wiping away tears* i hate this fucking family
*pulls curtain back while Kuroh is in the shower*
Shiro: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me - are we out of Cheetos?
Shiro: Did you ever kill anyone?
Kuroh: We're getting off subject.
Kuroh: the stars are beautiful tonight.
Neko: they sure are.
Kuroh: know what else is beautiful?
Both: Shiro.
* Giving pep talk to Shiro *
Kuroh: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Shiro. Break out the L-word.
Shiro: Lesbian?
Kuroh: The other L-word.
Shiro: ...Lesbians?
* At Shiro's Apartment *
Shiro: Aw, did you have to wake me up? I was having that awesome gay dream where I'm gay.
Kuroh: Dude, you ARE gay.
Shiro: I am? HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME
Okay, but if you die you have to get ‘I should have listened to Kuroh’ carved on your tombstone
-Kuroh to Shiro at some point probably
Shiro: You worry too much! Kuroh: No, I worry the perfect amount! You can never worry too much!
Shiro: Ok, I'll meet you guys outside in a minute.
[Kuroh and Neko both turn to leave]
Shiro: Wait, babe -
Both in unison: Yeah?
Shiro:
Shiro: Uh, nevermind.
Shiro: Do you think there's more to Nagare than meets the eye?
Kuroh: No. There's less. I've looked into his eyes. They're pure evil.
“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you? I mean, look at yourself. You haven’t died a single time.”
Kuroh Yatogami to Shiro
Shiro: Hey, did it hurt?
Kuroh: What?
Shiro: When you fell from heaven~
Kuroh: DID YOU JUST CALL ME SATAN?
Kuroh: *reading from a paper* Do you like me? Yes… definitely… absolutely?
Shiro: *whispering* I rigged it!
Kuroh: Shiro and I are so in sync we finish each other's -
Shiro: - Sentences.
Kuroh: Please don’t interrupt me.
Kuroh: Here's the thing: mommy and daddy are having a hard time taking down JUNGLE...
Neko: Who's mommy and who's daddy?
Kuroh: It's-
Shiro: Both. We're both.
Kusanagi: Do anything fun this weekend?
Kuroh: ... Shiro
Kusanagi:
Kuroh:
Kusanagi: heyo