Coffee Table Alliance
Shiro: So let’s start talking about some of the emotions you guys are feeling right now. Fushimi: Stabbing. Shiro: Stabbing isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an activity… Shiro: That I hope you don’t do to me…
Neko: dad can we go to mcdonalds
Kuroh: no hun, shiro's cooking a nice dinner at home
Neko: *wiping away tears* i hate this fucking family
*pulls curtain back while Kuroh is in the shower*
Shiro: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me - are we out of Cheetos?
Shiro: Kuroh, did you ever imagine it would end like this?
Kuroh: The cat is a surprise.
Shiro: So, how long have you two been together?
Fushimi: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He and I are not together. No. No.
Yata: Really? Sixteen "no"s? Really?
Shiro: Did you ever kill anyone?
Kuroh: We're getting off subject.
Kuroh: the stars are beautiful tonight.
Neko: they sure are.
Kuroh: know what else is beautiful?
Both: Shiro.
Trying to Bond
Shiro: Fushimi-kun! What’s your favorite color?
Fushimi: …Blue is the least annoying. Barely.
* Giving pep talk to Shiro *
Kuroh: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Shiro. Break out the L-word.
Shiro: Lesbian?
Kuroh: The other L-word.
Shiro: ...Lesbians?
* At Shiro's Apartment *
Shiro: Aw, did you have to wake me up? I was having that awesome gay dream where I'm gay.
Kuroh: Dude, you ARE gay.
Shiro: I am? HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME
Fushimi: I have high standards!
Shiro, looking at Misaki: Really?
Neko: Growing up with three parents is hard.
Kukuri: What? You have three parents?
Neko: Yeah, Shiro’s a Gemini.
Okay, but if you die you have to get ‘I should have listened to Kuroh’ carved on your tombstone
-Kuroh to Shiro at some point probably
Shiro: I'm too hot!
Kuroh: Maybe you shouldn't be wearing your coat in the middle of summer. Just a thought.
Shiro: ....
Shiro: You're useless.
Neko: *From across the room* HOT DAMN!
Shiro: Thank you, Neko.
Shiro: (points to Kukuri’s hair): What are thoooose
Shiro: You worry too much! Kuroh: No, I worry the perfect amount! You can never worry too much!