My GF is like the square root of -100: A solid 10, but also imaginary
Kusanagi Izumo
Fushimi: Hey Misaki
Yata: What
Fushimi: Wanna hear a joke
Yata: What is it
Fushimi: My body
Yata: I don't get it
Fushimi: Exactly.
Yata:
Yata: MOTHERFUCKER I OWN YOU
Mikoto: YEAH SONNNN
Yata: Daddy
Mikoto: What the fuck.
Yata: You called me son and I panicked.
Yata: I have been waiting for the universe to create a path for me, and I think it has -
Fushimi: You're gay
Yata: No, no, no I'm not gay how many times do we have to have this conversation
Mikoto (in his mind): I don’t want to cause a panic.
Mikoto (to the clan): Newsflash, we’re screwed.
Saru, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Yata Misaki
* Drinking at Bar HOMRA *
Yata: I don't get it, Kusanagi-san... How does teaching me to be an alcoholic help me become a clansman?
Kusanagi: Become a what now
Touch Anna and I’ll kill you. Touch Kusanagi and I’ll kill you. Touch Fushimi and he’ll kill you. I’m serious about that one.
Yata introducing new people to his friends
Anna: Mikoto, will you be my new mommy? Mikoto: No. Now hurry up and finish that cigarette. Anna: But it tastes like burning! Mikoto: That means it’s working!
Totsuka: They may be able to take my life, but they will never take my freedom -
*Gets shot by colourless king*
Totsuka: Ow, my freedom!
* Playing charades at HOMRA *
* Kamamoto stabbing*
Kusanagi: Murder!
Totsuka: Traitor!
Anna: Backstabber!
Yata: FUSHIMI
*Choosing Pokemon Go Teams*
Munakata: Team Mystic.
Yata: Team Valour!
Hisui: Team Instinct.
Kusanagi: What about you Fushimi?
Fushimi: Do I just have to choose one?
Everyone: Fukin traitor ass piece of shit
Why do all the girls like Saru so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do I like Saru so much?
Yata Misaki, #1 Saru fanboy
Kusanagi: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a seven letter word for "disappointment".
Yata: Fushimi.
Kusanagi: It fits.
I took a pill in Shizume; To show Fushimi I was cool.
Yata Misaki, singing about his bf
Kusanagi: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Munakata: Have everyone stand.
Kuroh: Bring three more chairs.
Yata: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Fushimi: Kill three.