Kagami: I’m leaving for America.
Riko: What the hell?
Hyuuga: I don’t understand.
Riko: What the hell?
Izuki: Why are you doing this?
Riko: WHAT THE HELL?!
Riko: Now, let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Kuroko: I go over to Kagami-kun’s apartment and have him make me a sandwich.
Riko: Okay, yes. But Kagami’s not there.
Kawahara: Where’s Kagami?
Riko: It’s not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.
Furihata: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?
Riko: Yes, he’s fine.
Fukuda: Well, if he’s fine, I don’t see why he couldn’t make us a sandwich.
Hyuuga: What’s the best way to kill someone?
Kiyoshi: Kindness.
Riko:
Riko, putting her notebook down: If we’re being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.
Moriyama: What’s your name, beautiful?
Riko: Get lost.
Moriyama: Sounds exotic. I’m Yoshitaka.
Riko: Mistakes were made.
Koganei: By you.
Riko: And people got hurt.
Koganei: By you!
Riko: You can’t possibly be this stupid.
Kagami: Don’t underestimate me.
Furihata: I think I’m dying right now.
Riko: Then suffer in silence.
Kuroko: That’s ridiculous, Kagami-kun doesn’t have a crush on me.
Hyūga: Yes he does.
Izuki: Yes he does.
Kiyoshi: Yes he does.
Riko: Yes he does.
Koganei: Yes he does.
Kagami: Yes I do.
Koganei: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 pm?
Hyūga: Yes?
Koganei: What about you?
Riko: Yes, I am.
Koganei: Great! Because I’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date. *leaves*
Hyūga: Did he just-
Riko: I mean you did your best, right?
Kagami: *months of slacking off flash before his eyes* Yeah, totally.
Riko: So, Furihata, do you have a crush?
Furihata: Does crushing anxiety count?
Riko [to Hyuuga]: You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
Izuki: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!
Kagami: You guys are getting paid?
Riko: I said we could go to my house to celebrate and I’d cook the team a meal, but for some reason they all insisted we go to a restaurant instead.
Riko: Do they not like my house?
Riko: Synchronize your watches.
Hyuuga: I...don’t know how to do that.
Izuki: I don’t wear a watch.
Kiyoshi: Time is a construct.
My favourite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.
Aida Riko
Riko: Furihata, I never doubted you for a moment!
Furihata: Thank you, Coach. You’re lying, though, right?
Riko: Oh, yes. I doubted you very strongly.
Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
Aida Riko