Homestar: Wait, are you a boy or a guhl?
Rocoulm: I am the physical embodiment of suffering!
Um, yeah I pull bitches. Pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors!
The Rocoulm, probably
Senor Cardgage: (does that thing where he walks in place while traffic noises come from nowhere)
The Rocoulm, watching: As a supernatural being, I'm telling you that is ODD.
I've had enough! I'm gonna start trapping people in oil paintings.
The Rocoulm, probably
I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times... and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!
The Rocoulm, probably
Strong Bad: I'm going to the Concession Stand, you want anything?
Rocoulm: The souls of the innocent!
Homestar: A bagel.
Rocoulm: No!
Homestar: Two bagels.