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King of Town, at Blubbos: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four-by-four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it walk. Homestar, working as a cashier: We serve food hewe, sir.

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King of Town: The Brothers Strong have invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! Strong Bad: What, you got like, a word-a-day calendar or something?

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Do you see this shit, my liege?

Sir Toptingler, to the King of Town

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Sorry I licked your Himalayan salt lamp.

The King of Town, probably

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Stop bullying me! I'm old! I'm cute and old!

The King of Town

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Marizpan: Marx did not say that you have to "jerk it". King of Town: Were you there?

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Strong Bad: What're you having for lunch? King of Town: The usual... half a pound of cheese, white bread, a glass of tomato juice, and some salt. Strong Bad: Euw! King of Town: Pizza seems way grosser if you just imagine eating the ingredients.

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You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you white marshmallow son-of-a-bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die!

Perducci, after luring the Dangeresques into a death trap

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King of Town: I'd like a Big Burger Meal with Big Burger Fries. The Bishop: Sir, this is a confession box. King of Town: I wasn't talking to you.

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King of Town: Could I get some extra salt? Bubs: We're all out. King of Town: Could you check? Bubs: ...No.

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Strong Sad: Being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also the horrors. King of Town: With faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors.

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King of Town: Who made this chicken? WHO MADE THIS CHICKEN?! Homestar: (gestures to the line cook) Uh, he did, sir. King of Town: THIS IS THE BEST CHICKEN I'VE EVER HAD!

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(After a chaotic event, everyone bar Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat have been knocked over. The King of Town approaches them, impressed.)

King of Town: Everybody else is lying down, but you three are standing up!

Sir Toptingler: Actually boss, I think the cheese anvil is sitting.

The Cheat: (I’m standing.)

Sir Toptingler: Sitting!

The Cheat: (squats down) (Look, this is sitting,) (stretches back up) (And this is standing. I’m standing.)

Sir Toptingler: OK. He’s standing.

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King of Town: Women should only eat female animals, and men should only eat male animals. Marzipan: What about non-binary people? King of Town: Fuck, I don't know... oysters?

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Perducci: I ain't talkin'! Dangeresque: (pulls out a big knife) We got ways of making people talk... (cuts a slice of cake) Perducci: Can I have some? Dangeresque: Cake is for talkers.

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Diamonicle: Don’t make me scoff! Your plans are barely even schemes!

Perducci: You wouldn’t know a scheme from a conspiracy!

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Strong Bad: So what do you have planned for the future? King of Town: Lunch. Strong Bad: No, like long term. King of Town: Oh...um, dinner?

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