If I'm not back in five minutes, forward my mail to Hell!
Dangeresque, probably
Fightgar: This is the worst day ever!
Silent Rip: Because Gunhaver's missing?
Fightar: No, because it's a little humid... OF COURSE it's because Gunhaver's missing!
At a karaoke session
Homestar: 🎵All togethew now🎵
Strong Bad: All together now!
Homestar: 🎵Now I’m with a cow🎵
Strong Bad: Those… aren’t the words…
Homestar: 🎵Watch me push the plow🎵
Strong Bad: Homestar, you can’t!
Homestar: (with hair on his face) 🎵Hewe’s my unibwow🎵
Strong Bad: That’s a mustache!
There, I'm deep-fwied. Can we be fwiends now?
Homestar, to Strong Bad, after the events of "Donut Unto Others"
Marzipan: If you care about your sibling, you’ll come with me.
Strong Bad: Which sibling?
Marzipan: Strong Sad.
Strong Bad: [walks away]
Coach Z: Oh, dey call 'em 'ships' cause of relation-ships!
Marzipan: What did you think it meant?
Coach Z: ...Boat?
Homestar: I've got something in my eye.
Strong Bad: Trying digging it out with a fork. That always works for me.
Space Captainface: Log date 2254. Lieuteneral Captainface wanders through the galaxy, searching for new and weird life forms.
Homestar: Morning, Stwong Bad!
Space Captainface: Short trip.
Strong Bad, looking at Rene Magritte's "Time Transfixed": Dumbass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire!
Strong Bad: Rene Magritte has talent, but this is a rookie mistake.
Wow, alternate universes! Imagine meeting a bunch of weirdos with, like, feet for hands or feet for... eyes... or y'know, something more... creative... than... that...
Strong Bad, alternate take from sbemail 150
Have you been cwying? Who did it?! I'll kill 'em!
Homestar, trying to cheer up Marzipan
One time I punched Strong Mad in the stomach and I broke three knuckles. My hand still cracks!
Strong Bad, probably
I just want to let you know I've always tried to be a good brother. If I ever hit you, or burnt your stuff, it was because you deserved it, and it was fun.
Strong Bad, to Strong Sad
Dangeresque: CB equipment?
Renaldo: Orperational!
Dangeresque: Walkie talkies?
Renaldo: Orperational!
Dangeresque: Cordless phone on separate line?
Renaldo: Orperational!
Dangeresque: Stupid-looking hat?
Renaldo: Orp-hey!
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger’s property and make a non-negotiable demand.
Strong Bad, probably
Marzipan: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Strong Sad: Yes! Locally-sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally-friendly.
(during a Halloween party, Strong Sad [going as former Holostar Vesper Noir] bites a screaming Strong Bad [Nick Locarno {as seen in Lower Decks}] on the neck, before turning around to hiss at the others. Marzipan [the Archdeacon from Disney’s Hunchback] throws some water on him, causing him to flinch, while The Cheat [Lisa the Hedgehog from Natural Habitat Shorts] tosses a full jar of minced garlic at his face.)
Strong Sad: Ack! Oww…
Coach Z [the nerd from White and Nerdy]: Quick! While he’s warkened! STEAK HIM!
(as The Cheat brandishes a wooden spoon)
Strong Sad: Guys, guys, wait! I’m just messing with you!
All: What?
Strong Sad: It’s a very convincing costume, I know, but… I’m not really a vampire.
Marzipan: Well, if that’s true, then why did the garlic hurt you?
Strong Sad: You threw a jar at my head. That’s gonna hurt.
Marzipan: Okay… what about Strong Bad?
Strong Sad: Oh, yeah. I bit Strong Bad. You know, I might be a vampire, because that holy water really messed me up.
Marzipan: Oh, this is just tap water for my costume.
Strong Sad: (foaming at the mouth) …what?
(pan to Strong Bad, also foaming at the mouth)
(later at the hospital, both are being treated for rabies)
Strong Sad: (being wheeled past Strong Bad et al by Bubs [Dr. Olivia Octavius]) Yeah, because everyone really liked my costume, and they actually thought I was a vampire-Hey Stro Bro!
(Strong Bad’s pulse increases, and The Cheat continues to brandish the spoon)