Ed: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?
Ling: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?
Ed: EVERYTHING! EVERY FUCKING THING!!
Winry: Where does it hurt?
Ed: When I do this? [stays still]
Winry: Do what?
Ed: Exist.
Winry: What do you do when you’re stressed?
Ed: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets canceled out.
Ed: how do we get out of this stomach?
Ling: Oh, I know! In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.
Ed, pinching his nose: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?
Ed: I'll have you know that my shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Winry: You're missing half your limbs and Al doesn't have a body.
Ed: Cheekily.
Ed: These are desperate times, Winry, and desperate measures are called for!
Winry, with a pie: Here we are now, fresh out of the oven!
Ed: What's that?
Ed: Tell a horrifying story about yourself to make you more relatable in a conversation, call that tactical trauma dumping.
Winry: …Please seek therapy.
Ed, holding his unattached automail arm: Top 30 reasons why Ed is sorry - number 5 will surprise you!
Winry: Top 30 anime deaths - number 1:
Winry, suddenly brandishing a wrench: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW
Ling: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Ling: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Ling: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Ed: …This is monopoly.
Al: So what did you bring for lunch?
Ling, displaying a salad with an egg on top: Egg salad!
Ed: ...You do know that egg salad isn't just a salad with a hard-boiled egg on top, right?
Ling, biting into a raw egg: What's a hard-boiled egg?
Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it
Ling: Ed, Al, I’m here if you need moron support.
Ed: Do you mean moral support?
Ling: No, moron support.
Ling: It’s like moral support, but stupid.
Ed: Sure, call the cops on me. You're the one who donated money to an anime penguin.
Ling: I can’t believe clowns are real… what the fuck…
Ed: Did you just discover mirrors?
Ling: Shut up!!! SHUT UP!!!
Winry: Be careful.
Ed: You know me.
Winry: Yeah, that’s why I’m saying “be careful”.
Ling: Ah, hello!
Ling: We really need to stop meeting like this.
Ed: Maybe we would if you would stop BREAKING INTO OUR FUCKING HOTEL ROOM
Ling: But I was out of mini marshmallows for my hot cocoa.
Ed: Believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?