I've got it up all right and it should be comparatively simple to propel it forward. Now, bend over.
-Second Doctor, Fury from the Deep
No! This can’t be how I fucking die! After all the intrigue and shit in my stories and it comes to this? Being shot down by fucking street rats? No, I refuse to fucking accept this! This is some proper bullshit.
The Seventh Doctor, The Dr Who TV Movie
We're going to take a closer look at this weed. Now bring the bag down here. That's it. Careful, before we get caught! I hear this is some good shit.
-Second Doctor, Fury From the Deep
The best way out is always through.
Fifth Doctor, Castrovalva
Ace, I am holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
Seventh Doctor, The Happiness Patrol
Did you mark the young Highlander who was with me? The piper? With the soft hands and face? Did you notice his hair? Or his adorable nose? You surely must remember how his eyes are so easy to get lost in. Then your mind starts getting under that kilt of his and… I’m sorry, what were talking about?
Second Doctor, The Highlanders
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of 60’s special effects. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas and magical puns. You’ve just crossed over into the Land of Fiction.
Jamie McCrimmon, The Mind Robber
"When I say run, run… oh, shit, it’s coming right for us!"
-Second Doctor, Tomb of the Cybermen
What’s going on in this candy-coated Heart of Darkness?
Seventh Doctor, The Happiness Patrol
Dance off! You and me, bro!
Jamie McCrimmon, The Macra Terror
We can’t stop here, it’s bat country!
Chellak, Caves of Androzani
"Look, I don’t like to throw around the word "butthead" often. If you call everyone a butthead, it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that The Master is being a real dick."
- the Third Doctor, Terror of the Autons
The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's like... An annoying girlfriend who never listens to anything you say.
-The Fifth Doctor, The Five Doctors
Oh, dear me, Jamie—you seem to have the wrong face! This is a tragic happening that I simply have no idea as to how it could have happened! Absolutely no idea. None at all!
-Second Doctor, The Mind Robber
It's almost like he's neglecting his health to spite me on purpose. It's just carrot juice. It'S WONDERFUL"
-Mel Bush, Terror of the Vervoids
I can start and finish wars, I'm what killed the dinosaurs, I was the asteroid that was overdue, the dinosaurs choked on the dust because god said they must the new world needed room for me and you, I worship you
-"The Scorpion King" to Nyssa, The boy that time forgot.
"Yes, the Braxiatel collection, Braxiatel, Braxiatel hmm seems very familiar. What about it Doctor?"
-Romana, The City of Death