hi so ik i barely post anymore but guess who just updated her fic for the first time in almost two years.... this bitch <3

A new chapter of hbwylmw is up!! Go read it!

hey baby won’t you look my way (i can be your new addiction)

Chapter 8: gays you ever just ahsnfdjsl?? part 2

Chapter Summary: The inquisition of Betty and Veronica is rescheduled and the Swangs shippers are concerned about Sweet Pea. Secrets are revealed, plans are made, and breakups occur!

Notes: Do you ever just not update a fic for so long that you have to go back and reread the previous chapters because you can't remember your own canon?? Because that's how I felt writing this chapter. Anyway, ya bitch has been busy friendzoning and getting friendzoned, so... too much drama. Apologies if it bleeds into this chapter, but they do say to write what you know (probably). Also, in this canon, I've decided that Sweet Pea and Cheryl are aggressively bitchy best friends; I don't care what Riverdale says, it's what we deserve.

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hey baby won't you look my way (i can be your new addiction)

Chapter 7: gays you ever just ahsnfdjsl?? part 1

Chapter Summary: Holiday parties are planned, Cheryl and Toni are Kevin's sapphic moms, an intervention is held, Alice and Hermione are adorable and everyone loves them, Kangs has some news, and Sweet Pea runs away from his problems.

Notes: theMANtle: reggie

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Friday, 3:17 PM

gays united

hbicheryl: its winter break!! finally a respite from the chaos!!

jugheadalones: im so excited!

hbicheryl: hold up, hobo is excited about something??

hisshissmotherfucker: ^^ jones are you sick

hey baby won't you look my way (you can be my new addiction)

Chapter 6: because i also want to be rawed by alice cooper in that dress

Chapter Summary: Nobody has a normal sleep schedule, Jughead helps Betty with her totally-not-real issue, the Lodges and Coopers are really gay, and Archie has some scary (but still important to the plot) tendencies.

Notes: mayorlodge: hermione acoop: alice Also, just for clarification, both Hal and Hiram are out of the picture (mostly because it's convenient to the story but whatever). This is a long-ass chapter, so... have fun?

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Wednesday, 12:00 AM

gays united

wannabett: IM BACK!!!

wannabett: as in i finally got my phone back!! im alive again!

nopeaz: you got your phone back at exactly midnight??

wannabett: yep!

hey baby won't you look my way (i can be your new addiction)

Chapter 5: im going to live to see another gay!!

Chapter Summary: Veronica gets a... mysterious, shall we say, call; Kevin wants to write "Romea and Juliet," and the gays come up with another plan to get Betty and Veronica together.

Notes: Back from the hiatus (of both Riverdale and fic updating)! I'll try to keep the updates rolling!

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Tuesday, 12:35 PM

[call begins: Andrews Family Household -> Veronica Lodge]

Veronica Lodge: Hello? Mr. Andrews?

Andrews Family Household: No, it's Betty!

Veronica Lodge: B?? I thought you were grounded from your phone! And why are you calling me from the Andrews' home phone?

hey baby won't you look my way (i can be your new addiction)

Chapter 4: yes, we're just having a platonic sleepover, as friends do!!

Chapter Summary: Sweet Pea is soft, Betty is grounded, and the origin story of the "Serpents" is told. In which I make fun of what seems to be a plot in season three (you'll know what I'm talking about).

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Tuesday, 1:17 AM

gays united

veroffica: do you guys ever think about getting a tattoo?

hisshissmotherfucker: are you high?

hisshissmotherfucker: also stfu and let us SLEEP

hey baby won't you look my way (i can be your new addiction)

Chapter 3: ...no these are fuCKING SEXTS

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Chapter Summary: There's a substitute teacher, Cheryl and Toni have a plan, and Betty is a "good fucking person."

Monday, 7:17 AM

gays united

hbicheryl: good morning gays

wannabett: CHERYL

hbicheryl: good morning gays, cousin betty

hbicheryl: happy?

wannabett: yes

hey baby won't you look my way (i can be your new addiction)

Chapter 2: are you texting WHILE having sex??

Chapter Summary: Choni have sex, the Core Four go to Pop's, and Sweet Pea is so NOT jealous. A mostly beronica-centric chapter.

jugheadalones: jughead goingtoheller: kevin arch: archie

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Saturday, 3:14 PM

hbicheryl added nopeaz, hisshissmotherfucker, spillthefogarTEA, veroffica, wannabett, jugheadalones, and goingtoheller to a chat

hbicheryl named the chat 'gays united'

hbicheryl: welcome lesbian, gay, bisexuals, pansexual, and asexual

wannabett: im heterosexual cheryl!!

goingtoheller: she's straight?? can we confirm??

hbicheryl: yes shes "straight"

goingtoheller: ohhh, i see.

wannabett: why are there quotation marks around "straight"??

hbicheryl: not important

hey baby won't you look my way (i can be your new addiction)

spillthefogarTEA: b&v have gone too far with their homosexual nonsense this time

nopeaz: what happened??

spillthefogarTEA: didn't you read the latest edition of the blue and gold??

hbicheryl: that thing still exists?

OR

Sweet Pea and Fangs are trying to get Betty and Veronica together, Betty and Veronica are trying to get Sweet Pea and Fangs together, and Cheryl and Toni are just along for the ride.

Chapter 1: a history of heterosexuality

spillthefogarTEA: fangs hisshissmotherfucker: sweet pea hbicheryl: cheryl nopeaz: toni wannabett: betty veroffica: veronica

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Saturday, 10:37 AM

spilltheforgarTEA added hisshissmotherfucker, hbicheryl, and nopeaz to a chat

spillthefogarTEA named the chat 'beronica shippers'

spillthefogarTEA: so, as we've all noticed, betty and veronica have an uncomfortable amount of unresolved sexual tension

hbicheryl: did you create this groupchat just to state the obvious?

spillthefogarTEA: no, i created this groupchat to do something about it. who's in??