Penelope: I wish someone would call me beautiful...
Lord Debling: Hello, beautiful
Penelope: No, not you
Colin: I don’t want to ruin this friendship, but I would totally have sex with you, Pen
Penelope: Ruin it!
Colin: Would you still love me if I were a worm?
Penelope: Colin, I'd love you if you were a speck of dust, now please go to bed. It is 3 o'clock in the morning.
Colin: Who hurt you?
Penelope: You want a list?
Colin: *grabs a pistol* Yes.
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Colin: Crushes are the worst!
Penelope: I know! Whenever I'm around mine, I always act stupid.
Colin: Pft, you always act stupid.
Penelope:
Penelope: Please don't think on that too hard.
Colin, 10 years later: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
Penelope, to Colin: I swear, talking to you is like talking to an extraordinarily handsome and rather oblivious brick wall
Colin: Penelope's mad at me and I don't know why
Anthony: Were you talking to her before she got mad?
Colin: Yes?
Anthony: That's why.
Colin: Crushes are the worst!
Penelope: I know! Whenever I'm around mine, I always act stupid.
Colin: Pft, you always act stupid.
Penelope:
Penelope: Please don't think on that too hard.
Colin, 10 years later: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
Colin: My middle name is danger
Penelope: That's a lie, your middle name is cutie-pie
Anthony, to Kate: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Benedict, to Sophie: Is it destiny that we met?
Colin, to Penelope: EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE! I'LL PUT MY MOUTH ON YOURS IF YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MINE-
Penelope: I've never had a best friend before
Colin: That's okay. I'll be your best friend
Penelope:...
Penelope: I've never had a boyfriend either...