Lady Danbury: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything "right" or "wrong." So, either I'm God or truth is relative, and in either case: booyah!
Penelope: I wish someone would call me beautiful...
Lord Debling: Hello, beautiful
Penelope: No, not you
Colin: Everyone thinks I'm this soft, cute person, but I'm NOT!
Benedict: Colin, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday
Colin: It had feelings! It was probably going home for dinner and I killed it!
Benedict:...it was a bug
Colin: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm NOT!
Benedict:
Colin: Stop looking at me like that!
The Ton: *watching Kanthony* I'm glad they have a happy marriage, but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Eloise: Be nice
Cressida: I'm always nice
Eloise: Real nice, not bitchy nice
Cressida: You're tying my hands, but fine
The pencils breaking into smaller pencils
And why they treating word pencil like a slur. Reblog to scare ai losers away 🤭
PENCIL ALL THE WAY
PENCIL FOREVER
ITS BOTH! TRADITIONAL AND DIGITAL ART MAKERS! RISE!
AI: "Yes, I've seen a pencil before."
Colin: I don’t want to ruin this friendship, but I would totally have sex with you, Pen
Penelope: Ruin it!
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I think so many people are so deeply alienated from themselves that they have no clue how to exercise their free will and autonomy. For some, this alienation runs so deep that they are afraid of their own autonomy and humanity. It is completely understandable why one would have those feelings, but it can be worrisome.
I want to help others who feel this way, so here are small things I have done to exercise my free will:
- Add "guilty pleasure" songs to playlists and actually listen to them (I have a ton of late 1990s-early 2000s music I listen to now proudly that I never listened to in the past out of shame)
- Getting the décor item, bath set, bed spread, ect. in the patterns you like, even if it's "childish" (I got a dinosaur-themed wastebasket from the kids' décor section and I adore it)
- Taking a new route to get to a place you go to often
- Eat dessert first
- Celebrate well, and often
- Collect things that are "odd" or don't seem like an "acceptable" thing to collect (somebody on my "for you" page collects dandelion crayola crayons and it was so cool!!!!!!)
- Incorporate one new piece in an outfit you wear frequently (e.g., a new chain, a necklace, ribbons, bracelets, ect.). Challenge yourself to add onto the outfits if you feel up for it.
- Sing along to songs without worrying that you sound "good" or your intonation is completely accurate
- Read a book from a genre you weren't allowed to read as a kid (comics, thrillers, mysteries, anything!)
- Walk without having a specific destination or goal
- Pick up a new craft without expecting yourself to master it or to ever be "good" enough. Get your hands messy.
I don't want to shame anybody for not feeling as though they have free will or that they are exempt from exercising it. However, I wanted to give ideas so that you might read this list and find your own ways to express your intrinsic autonomy and will. You deserve to be a person, to feel alive, not just living. That is what our lives are for.
Colin: Would you still love me if I were a worm?
Penelope: Colin, I'd love you if you were a speck of dust, now please go to bed. It is 3 o'clock in the morning.
Colin: Who hurt you?
Penelope: You want a list?
Colin: *grabs a pistol* Yes.
Violet: Do you think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Eloise: So long as you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.
Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.
wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them
this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site
Hyacinth: Oh, fiddlesticks
Anthony: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language!
Anthony: How many times do I have to apologize!?
Kate: Once!
Anthony:...no
Violet: Alright, no more talking about this "feminism movement"
Eloise: But you told me to get it out of my system!
Violet: I didn't know how much you had in your system!
Gregory, sobbing: Anthony! Hyacinth called me the B-word!
Anthony, tired: Is that true, Hyacinth? Did you call Gregory the B-word?
Hyacinth: Motherfucker doesn't start with a "b"!
Gregory, sobbing harder: She did it again!
Anthony: Simon, you're my best friend!
Simon: Best friend? BEST friend!? Bitch, I am your only friend!
Simon: I'm the only one capable of tolerating your dumb ass!