eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
Elder Price after being excommunicated
don't be a penis, the man is a genius!
the villagers about elder cunningham, act two
"So if you ever feel you'd rather be with a MAN, callme..."
-Elder McKinley, Act I
I crave that mineral. The mineral of JESUS.
Elder McKinley probably at some point
Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Elder McKinley, Act One
This is Kevin. Don't introduce him to your sister. Or your mother.
Elder McKinley, Act 1
incorrectbomquotes reblogged
MARIUS in Comic Sans
uganda be kidding me
elder price
*Gasp* We forgot Kevin!
Elder McKinley, upon returning home from Uganda.
Elder Price: mama, why did you name me kevin?
Elder Price's mother: my child, it's an acronym for killing every vagina in the neighborhood
hitting drums, smashing sticks. missing mom, respecting chicks.
Elder Cunningham
I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O or I'm going to lose my freaking mind!
Elder McKinley
Go go go Joe
Random Ensemble Member
Elder McKinley: You look like you're sixteen!
Elder Price: I'm nineteen! But I'm old for my age, I'm just born to be bad! *drinks coffee*
you will remember meeeee for centurieeeeeees
elder price probably at some point
Tomorrow is a latter gay.
Elder Price, Finale
So you think you're able to survive this mess by being a prince or a princess you will soon see there's no escaping tragedy.
The Ugandans welcoming Elder Price and Elder Cunningham