Stammer: Hey are you free tonight? Like, around 8pm?
Bray: Yeah.
Stammer: How about you?
Killer: Yeah, I'm free.
Stammer: Great! I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date.
Bray: Did he just...
Killer: Seems like it.
Vasy: You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
Tyler: What do you want for Valentine's Day?
Pally: I want to hear those three little words.
Tyler: I love you.
Pally: That's sweet, but try again.
Tyler: Fine.
Tyler: I will behave.
Tony: Did it hurt?
Sergy: When I fell from heaven?
Tony: No, when you fell from the vending machine.
Sergy: I... don't understand.
Tony, smiling: Because you're a snack.
Sergy:
Sergy: WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS
Flight attendant: Before we take off please make sure all small items are secure.
Tony, shouting across the aisle: Hey! You alright over there Johnny? Got your seatbelt on?
Tyler: Fuck you.
Stammer: We have a new rookie this year so swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Yanni: Heck.
Stammer: You're on thin fucking ice.
Stammer: Oh no.
Pally: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Tyler: They’re for the dogs.
Pally: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Tyler: They don’t know how.
Stammer: I can't believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Kuch: You people already know too much about me.
Stammer: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
Tyler: I'm heading out to escort the canines on a jaunty trek around the neighborhood!
Kuch, from the couch: Why don't you just say you're going to walk the dogs?
Snowy, Reese, and Bella: *go absolutely nuts*
Bray: Shit! The printer messed up the invitations! They're supposed to say "Tyler's Birthday!"
Killer: What does it say instead?
Bray: "Tyler's Bi"
Killer: Well. I mean, it still works.
Bray, crestfallen: Pally's gonna be so pissed.
Killer, slamming all the cabinets in the kitchen:
Shu: What are you looking for? Can I help?
Killer: No. I'm just making a lot of noise because I'm angry.
Pally: Tyler was about to run into a low hanging sign while he was walking and scrolling through his phone so I said "duck".
Pally: He quacked at me and then hit his head.
Val: Are you cooking?
Bray: I wanted to do something nice for you!
Val: But instead, you cooked?
Vasy: Are you in my house?
Sergy: Please. I haven’t snuck into your house for weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.
At a job interview:
Heddy: Okay, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
Kuch: I don't have any, asshole.
Louis: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.
Danick, crying: Please just say fuck.
Kuch, dropping Vasy off at the airport: Have a safe flight!
Vasy: I have no control over that.
Kuch: Die, then.