How funny would it be if Arrowette and Killer Croc were related
Ok so since Bart was raised in a video game and Kon spawned like 2 days ago, imagine if they never got the queer romance DLC uploaded into them. So when Tim starts dating Bernard they think that's just something they should be doing too because Tim's the smart one after all. Monkey see, monkey do… with each other. And then they're confused when Tim loses his shit and they're like, "We thought we were supposed to??? Why kiss boys if you don't want us doing the same??? We are lemmings, Timothy"
How to tell a photo is Tim's: he photoshops his friends into places they shouldn't be
Bart: Me and Kon go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?
Kon: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?
Tim: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?
Tactile Telekinesis
You can never remember how to use it
[raiding the batfam's fridge]
Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.
Bart: Taste it.
Kon: *drinks it*
Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.
Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.
#source: friends#conner kent#superboy#bart allen#impulse#tim drake#red robin#batman#young justice#young justice 1998#batfamily#batfam#batman family#superfamily#flashfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect young justice quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw food mention#don't try this at home
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Tim: I want to be a bartender.
Tim: Guys named Bart, look out.
Anonymous asked:
Can we get retail Steph with Young Justice?
Retail Steph: Part 7
Previous installments: Margie | Batkids | Rogues | Justice League | Retail batkids | Retail Bruce
[grocery store]
Steph: What seems to be the problem?
Kon: I'm trying to buy this watermelon but the self-checkout isn't working.
Steph: *manually enters the produce*
Steph: There you go.
Kon: Ohhh, I thought the fruits grew their own barcodes.
———————
[coffee shop]
Steph: Good morning, what can I get you guys?
Cassie: I'll take the Wonder Woman frapppucino.
Keli: I'll have an iced Lantern latte.
Greta: And I'll do the Haunted London Fog.
Steph: Come again?
Cassie: They're from the secret menu.
———————
[clothing store]
Steph: *knocks on the dressing room door*
Steph: You okay? You've been in there for a long time.
Bart: *emerges wearing 100 shirts*
Bart: BEHOLD, THE SHIRTMAN!
———————
[drive-thru]
Steph: I got the cheeseburger combo?
Steph: *looks out the window*
Steph: Hello? Anyone there?
*arrow whizzes by and snags the bag*
Cissie, in the distance: Thanks!
———————
[furniture store]
Anita: I would like to return this lamp.
Steph: Why's it all sliced up?
Anita: Doesn't matter. I read the warranty and it is covered.
Steph: We need to change that policy.
———————
[restaurant]
Steph: Did anyone here have the spaghetti?
Jinny and Amy: *talking to each other*
Steph: No? Okay.
Steph: *starts walking away*
Amy: Actually that was us.
———————
[call center]
Steph: Can I get your permanent address?
Slobo: I don't have an Earth one.
Steph: Can I at least get a good mailing address then? It won't let me continue without one.
Slobo: *throws a dart at a map*
Slobo: We can use 115 South Holden Street. Let's hope they don't mind.
Steph, knowing that's her address: ...
———————
[Young Justice group chat]
Tim: Steph's not talking to me. What did you guys do?
#stephanie brown#spoiler#tim drake#red robin#conner kent#cassie sandsmark#greta hayes#keli quintela#bart allen#anita fite#jinny hex#amy winston#slobo#young justice#young justice 1998#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#headcanon#long post
incorrectbatfam reblogged
W.I.P!! I finished Yj98 like a week ago,, I miss them sm already
(The gifs too big for me to share it’s full quality🥲)
Maybe I’ll actually finish this one day
#would love to see the finished product#conner kent#superboy#tim drake#red robin#bart allen#impulse#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#greta hayes#slobo#anita fite#empress#cissie king jones#arrowette#ray terrill#the ray#i think that's everyone#young justice#young justice 1998#dc comics#dc fanart#animation#not mine
Anonymous asked:
how would you rank the green lanterns?
Why don't we do it together?
#hal jordan#alan scott#guy gardner#kyle rayner#jessica cruz#john stewart#sojourner mullein#simon baz#keli quintela#tai pham#green lantern#lantern family#lantern corps#jaime reyes#blue beetle#teen titans#young justice#young justice 1998#justice league#dc comics#headcanon#character polls#fandom polls#tumblr polls#polls#tournament polls#poll game
#tim drake#red robin#robin#conner kent#superboy#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#bart allen#impulse#cissie king jones#arrowette#slobo#young justice#young justice 1998#teen titans#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#batman#dc comics#headcanon#character birthday#polls#tumblr polls#character polls#tw drug mention
Tim: Impulse, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say "Yes, Robin."
Bart: Okay, Robin.
Tim: Come on, man.
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[DC] rough …veryyyy rough sketches for a whole ass Anime opening I have in my head and started in December 😭🙏 I still have a minute left to complete but I wanted to show the beginning…I hope I have time to clean it up
BASED ON THE YJ98 COMIC NOT THE 2011 SHOW OF THE SAME NAME
Random stills below
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Kon: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.
Tim: Good idea.
Kon: *leaves*
Tim, to Bart and Cassie: Kon is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up.