Robins Georg

Dick: I could do his job

Jason: Fuck that guy

Tim: He made me sign an NDA so I don't tell you he's Bruce Wayne

Damian: He's only as good as his current Robin

Duke: Sorry, I only stan the Signal

Cullen: He's giving Party City Vampire

Stephanie: What if he was a celebrity, like Robert Pattinson?

Cassandra: Meh

Barbara: The real credit should go to Oracle

Harper: You know that saying "Never meet your heroes?"

Carrie: They should make a LEGO out of him

Kate: Word on the street is he has a tiny [REDACTED]

Alfred: I would like a word with whoever raised him

Selina: I'd smash

Bruce: I'd also smash

Dick: "Hello sir, it's nice to finally meet you"

Jason: "Your kid calls me daddy too"

Tim: "If the house was on fire and I had to choose between Bernard and the coffee maker, I'd probably choose Bernard"

Damian: "I fail to understand how someone as radiant as my beloved came from you"

Duke: "So... Izzy told me you like fishing"

Cullen: "Do I get a punny gang name too? I'm down with whatever as long as it's not Straight Flush. I'm more of a Queen of Diamonds guy, but Ace of Spades works too. Or Blackjack. That'd be cool too"

Stephanie: "What do I do? Well, that depends. Work-wise, I just finished a three-week stint at iHOP and now I'm moving on to greener pastures at Waffle House, though my ultimate goal is to invent a new way to toast bagels evenly. But I don't wanna be defined by how much money I can make for someone else, so I guess the real answer to what I do lies in my passion for crocheting tiny bucket hats for longer-than-average ferrets" ˆ

Cassandra: *breathes heavily*

Barbara: "I heard you were having trouble setting up Alexa. I can help you if you'd like. By the way, this tiramisu is to die for. What's the recipe?"

Harper: "Don't worry, I make above minimum wage"

Carrie: "I got you a dictionary from 1375 so you'll never forget that 'they' is a singular pronoun"

Kate: "I didn't make your daughter like women, I just upgraded her to Lesbian Premium™"

Alfred: "Do not underestimate my preparedness and ability to live ordinarily amidst chaos"

Selina: "Hi, Alfred. How's it going?"

Bruce: "I love Selina with every fiber of my being, which is why I'm on my knees now begging for your blessing to marry her" *cue chorus of meows* "I owe you all my thanks"