Do you have any headcanons about dick and Jason being each others favorite brothers👀
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- Dick's favorite is Jason because Jason knows everything Dick did as a teenager which Dick wants to keep under wraps
- Jason's favorite is Dick because did anyone else try to kill the Joker for him? Exactly. But good luck getting him to admit it
- Dick is convinced Jason came back wrong because no fuckin way his LITTLE brother is TALLER than him
- Pre-reveal, Dick loathed Red Hood with every fiber because all he could think about was how this guy had the audacity to use his brother's killer's old moniker
- Jason did the Pen 15 thing with Sharpie and Dick actually fell for it
- Dick stole Roy's hoodie back in their Titans days, which Jason stole from Dick, and now they go back and forth stealing it from each other while Roy's like "can I have it back now"
- Jason matched with one of Dick's coworkers on a dating app. They met for lunch. At the workplace's cafeteria
- Dick redesigned his squad car after he stopped being a cop and Jason secretly installed a fridge in the glove compartment. Cut to a week later when Jason pulls out a whole pizza on the highway
- Jason does DoorDash occasionally and one time he delivered tacos to an abandoned warehouse because Dick needed backup and the comms were down. Jason didn't help fight, but instead just stood here until he got his tip
- Texting Jason is impossible because he'll reply a month later just to correct Dick's grammar
- They screenshot the funniest mean comments on their posts and meet up once a month to read them over a bonfire with drinks
- Jason will finish patrol, drive all the way to Bludhaven, and climb through Dick's window just to put his wet socks on the radiator and make himself a PB&J. Dick will just be like "ugh whatever" and pretend to watch TV while secretly checking to make sure Jason isn't injured
- They trick the other siblings into thinking there's a Robin test that only Dick and Jason have passed
- Jason stained Dick's carpet with gunpowder so as revenge, Dick hid an alarm clock in Jason's safehouse
- Dick accidentally stumbled across Jason's Ao3 but when he tried to use it as blackmail Jason's just like, "Girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?"
Anonymous asked:
What company did Blaise work for that ignored safety? Because it would be hilarious if it was a hand railing manufacturer.
He worked for a company that did concert pyrotechnics. His boss was always cutting corners and ignored multiple warnings for safety, but Blaise put up with it because he liked pyrotechnics and enjoyed the people he worked with, including his childhood best friend Charlie Burns. It all changed at a concert when a faulty piece of fireworks equipment resulted in Charlie getting permanently injured. Blaise ghosted his job for a couple weeks as he grappled with self-blame as he felt he should've taken more of a stand against their boss, and after getting officially fired for abandonment, he turned his anger outward. What officially set him on his criminal course was a month of stalking his former boss, gathering incriminating evidence, leaking everything to the Gotham Gazette as an anonymous whistleblower, and burning the boss's office to the ground as a final act of revenge
I can manipulate gravity to my every whim. I can levitate myself off the ground with a thought, I can increase someone else's density to keep them in place, or I could even through the Earth off it's axis with a twitch of my finger. I can even create my own personal atmosphere so that I can breath and fly through space.
Every move you make sends a ripple effect that, in the end, costs you your home and all your loved ones. You are destined to be alone for surviving around you is literally impossible
Anonymous asked:
Do you think Kellin will ever have a falling out with any of the others? Their methods and morals seem a bit extreme in comparison.
The short answer: Rob doesn't care as much about morals as he does about methods, because at the end of the day it's about getting a job done right. They do indeed clash when it comes to that, which I explore in a fic here (please check it out this took me a long time). However, the Gooners don't have any solid rules outside of not betraying each other since they come from a spectrum of criminal backgrounds (except Booker, but I have a whole other thing for him). Whether or not they hurt people, they figure it out on a case-by-case basis. Also, all of them (not just Kellin) have a tendency to cycle through the same mistakes, which are conversations I wanna delve into as I keep writing.
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Batfam Never Ever Have I Ever
Barbara: Never have I ever accidentally trained a killer that murdered an FBI agent.
Dick: *takes a drink from his cup*
Dick: Yeah, well, never have I ever planted a bomb under the Batmobile.
Jason: *takes a swig from his bottle*
Jason: If we're gonna play it like that, then never have I ever faked an assassination attempt to cover up my identity.
Tim: *puts a finger down*
Tim: Never have I ever pretended to be an elementary school bus driver.
Damian: *takes a sip from his juice box*
Damian: Never have I ever covered people in slime.
Stephanie: *takes a bite of her cookie*
Stephanie: Whatever, brat. Never have I ever jumped off a bridge to get away from the cops.
Duke: *grabs a handful of popcorn*
Duke: I'm not even sorry. Anyway, never have I ever pretended to kill my brother as part of a tournament.
Cassandra: *rolls her eyes*
Cassandra: Never have I ever... kissed Lois Lane.
Bruce: *grunts*
Bruce: My turn. Never have I ever been grounded with all my siblings at once.
Ok but consider: Duke indicates that he has. And that's how everyone finds out he blames himself for Troy
Anonymous asked:
Dick Grayson and Nightwing's last 5 google searches
Anonymous asked:
um hi, im so sorry, but i was wondering if you could find a platonic jaybruce fic. i dont remember a lot abt it but i clearly remember jason asking bruce why he just walked away and left him with his murderer and then bruce apologizes and they reconcile and stuff
Isn't that like half the Jason and Bruce angst out there
Anonymous asked:
what's the one thing that each batkid would say to bruce parents, martha and thomas wayne?
Dick: "If you see John and Mary Grayson, tell them I think of them in everything I do"
Jason: "If you see Sheila Haywood, tell her: I lived, bitch"
Tim: "I got the new Halo Wars game, so tell Bart and Kon to come back. It's not as fun with single-player. Also, tell Jack Drake I sold his expensive whiskey at the Gotham High senior prom for ten bucks"
Damian: "Figures the wrong grandparents are dead"
Duke: "Tell Troy he was voted Best Athlete in the yearbook"
Cullen: "Your son is a full-time vampire furry"
Stephanie: "Nice work. 7/10. Though next time go lighter on the salt"
Cassandra: "So where will you guys be when the Skeleton War happens?"
Barbara: "I've narrowed down the possible suspects responsible for your deaths to five people, but three are on the run and I'm pretty sure one changed their name. I'll get to the bottom of it, though. Just don't say anything to Bruce until then"
Harper: "How exactly did you guys make..." *gestures to Bruce*
Carrie: "I don't have any messages to pass on so... rock on, ghosties" *finger guns*
Anonymous asked:
You’re cool
Also, what do you think the worst thing the batkids did as little kids? Like, Dickie on the chandelier, Timmy skateboarding down the stairs but worse
Dick: replaced Bruce's shampoo with glue
Jason: imagine if he succeeded in jacking the Batmobile's tires
Tim: broke Janet's vase, convinced her it was Jack, and used their arguing as an excuse to sneak out for Nightwing butt pics
Damian: murder stole the cookie from Bruce's lunch box
Duke: ever watched Home Alone?
Cullen: locked his dad out of the house in December
Stephanie: put a red sock in Arthur's white laundry
Cassandra: also murder spray painted a body part on a FOX News billboard
Barbara: convinced her parents they left her at the mall
Harper: put sugar in her dad's gas tank
Carrie: buried a plastic skeleton under someone's porch
Anonymous asked:
I know you don't do much angst but can you do bruce and Jason angst?
Anonymous asked:
Do u have any Damian Wayne angst fic
Over Air by slimby
Damian and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Mission on Communications
Anonymous asked:
hcs about tim when he was a kid?
- The first time Robin saved him wasn't from a villain or any sort of trouble Tim searched for with his little camera in the dead of night, but at 3:36 PM in the Gotham Academy parking lot, where Tim was playing on his Game Boy without watching where he was going, and wouldn't have noticed the school bus rumbling toward him had it not been for the hand on his backpack tugging him back into the crowd of kids on the chalk-covered sidewalk.
- "Watch where you're going, kid," said Jason Todd-Wayne, the snarky kid from an older grade. "I don't wanna see blood and guts 'til at least ten tonight." Tim nodded, putting his video game away until it was his turn to board the bus.
- Later that night, once his parents were out at another dinner party, Tim hung his camera around his neck, filled his little backpack with juice boxes and carrot sticks, and slipped out the back door. His destination was the harbor, where there have been reports of suspicious activity. If Batman and Robin were anywhere tonight, it was there.
Anonymous asked:
I see you’re on a headcannon roll here!! I know it’s pretty classic, but please do you have any Dick and Damian headcannons to share?
I'm trying to clear out my inbox. Most of these have been sitting here for a year or more.
Anyway...
- Dick drove Damian to the countryside, dropped him at a protest in front of a factory farm, went to Bludhaven, brushed Bitewing's teeth, took Babs to lunch and a museum, and came back in time to pick Damian up before he could escalate a riot
- Damian inherited his father's cooking skills. Dick's biggest accomplishment thus far is teaching Damian how to boil a potato
- Damian tackled Dick down the stairs because Dick suggested a baking soda volcano as a science project
- Dick makes dance Tiktoks as Nightwing as Damian (as Robin) duets with a reaction
- Damian isn't afraid of scorpions, but he's not a fan. When Dick asked why, Damian said his grandfather kept a scorpion pit for soldiers who stepped out of line. Cue six months later when Dick goes on a mission in Nanda Parbat and turns out there is no scorpion pit
- Damian bought a working replica of Green Arrow's bow on eBay. Dick confiscated that pretty quickly
- For Damian's birthday, Dick takes him to a glass art museum that included glass blowing lessons
- They have the same personal best for swimming laps
- Damian went on a class field trip to the aquarium and to his mortifying surprise, it was the day Dick volunteered for the mermaid show
- A running joke is whenever Damian travels, regardless of where he goes, he brings Dick back an Empire State Building keychain
- Sometimes, after an all-nighter, they'll grab some snacks and a picnic blanket and watch the sunrise on the roof
- Damian says he's too old for stickers, but Dick still puts a gold star on his mission reports
- Every time they go grocery shopping, Dick needs to make sure Damian didn't smuggle a dozen lighters into the shopping cart
- Dick had a Robin water bottle from when he was younger, which then got covered up with a Nightwing sticker. When he became Batman, Damian covered it up again and when he was back to Nightwing, Damian slapped a different Nightwing sticker on it and told him to stick to one thing
- In art class, Damian painted a miniature pot and planted a mystery seed. After Damian died, Dick took it upon himself to continue looking after the sprout on his windowsill
- They bought every battery-powered fan at Safeway for their road trip through New Mexico
- They skip carnival psychics after a tarot reader told Damian he was gonna grow up to cause pain and destruction. It took everything in Dick not to sue that person
- Damian brought Dick for Show and Tell. Dick did a yo-yo routine to an ABBA song
- Cases involving kids are always the hardest on Dick because he can't help but see Damian in their place
- One time Dick asked Damian "what'cha reading" and Damian said it was a short story for English called The Lottery. Out of curiosity, Dick looked it up and his reaction was basically "what the fuck"
Anonymous asked:
could you do any stephanie and bruce headcanons
I need to work on using the "keep reading" cuts
- Bruce's grief after Steph died was much more silent than Jason's because otherwise the public would've started prying, but he also placed every ounce of blame on himself and seriously considered retiring Batman (and in turn, Robin, so no more kids have to get hurt)
- She jokingly made him pinky promise to take her to Belgium for waffles on her 18th birthday and he stuck to his word
- They sold rainbow cookies at Pride and the proceeds (plus an extra donation from Bruce) went to Steph's high school GSA
- Steph changed Bruce's lock screen to her double-chin selfie with a psychedelic filter. When one of his coworkers at saw it, he just said, "Kids, am I right?"
- They are contractually obligated to sing the Space Jam theme together at karaoke
Anonymous asked:
Can you give any Damian/ Cass bonding headcannons?
- They started a rumor that Bruce was cheating on Selina with Batman
- Whenever they're mad at each other, they'll spar it out and whoever gets tired first has to concede
- Cass is the orange peeler and Damian is the orange de-stringer and divider
- Cass has a complicated relationship with the word "daughter," but she finds comfort in the word "sister" because there was nothing prior in her life that tainted it. Same goes for Damian
- Sometimes they'll walk into the Batcave while Bruce is working, mix random chemicals, and walk away as it runs its course
- A water bottle here, a band-aid there. That's how they show "I love you"
- Cass brought Madame Xanadu's crystal ball home as a souvenir and saw three possibilities in Damian's future: one where he's like his mother, one where he's like his father, and one where he's neither, but he hasn't reached that fork in the road yet. She decides not to tell anyone—she trusts where he'll take himself
- Damian and Cass spent 3 hours stalking villains' social media accounts and leaving cryptic meme comments
- One time Cass sneezed and instead of giving her a tissue Damian gave her a paper bag
- She was the assistant in Damian's school talent show, where she made the most hated teacher disappear and never remembered to bring them back
- They got grounded for shining laser pointers at the sky
- There's only one key to unlock Damian's room, and Cass swallowed it because she mistook it for Jason's
- They'll go head-to-head for stuff like eating dinner quickly but not when they're actually supposed to compete
- They walk Damian's dogs together and Cass loves meeting other pets at the park
- They're both some flavor of ace, and every June Damian works those colors into their costumes
Anonymous asked:
can we have some dick headcanons please?
- Dick goes on jogs when he's stressed, no matter what time of day it is
- He has two types of nostalgia. The first type is tied to Haly's Circus and triggered by the smell of bergamot perfume or ragtime on old pianos. The second is when Bruce ruffles his hair, calls him "chum," and leaves a plate of cookies on his desk
- It's not easy to remember every civilian he rescues, but the one that sticks to his mind is the little kid who pointed out that he didn't quite stick his landing but said, "it's okay, heroes are human too"
- Dick's sharpest sense is kinesthesia—the sense of his body's movements in space. It's how he can perform elaborate tricks by muscle memory and why he avoids extra bulk in his costume
- He got to pick his Gotcha Day, so he chose the day after Duke's because that was when the family finally felt complete
- Dick's favorite part of any relationship (romantic or platonic) is the moment he can look at someone in a mundane situation and say "I want this to last forever"
- Last fall he got each person a leaf blower, because what's an older sibling without enabling a little chaos?
- He once wrapped Warheads in modeling chocolate and gave them to Bruce in a fancy gift-wrapped box
- People say he smells like pine wood while his apartment smells like a college dorm above an Olive Garden
- The phrase "He put his whole Nightwussy into it" is forever burned into his brain
- Every year he and Bruce go on a camping trip, just the two of them. And every year they make the mistake of letting Bruce roast marshmallows
- His first gift from Jason was a braided bracelet in the Robin colors, which he secretly wore all the time despite outwardly not always having the greatest dynamic. He doesn't have it anymore—he laid it to rest with his brother
- He has a whole playlist dedicated to his morning routine and admiring himself in the mirror, and it's just various remixes of Sexyback