Cops are pig furries
Bruce Wayne is the kind of guy who would rent out a theater to see his daughter perform but won't pay for Spotify Premium
How to find true love: a guide by Batman
Step 1: shine a giant laser pointer (the Bat-signal) into the sky
The villain of the week casts a shrinking spell on Damian and no one notices
In 2024 I will begin documenting my daily journey of joining a Batman-themed boyband
Stay tuned for details
Why do I have the feeling Barbara smells like a Yankee Candle
Idk that Bruce Wayne guy seems like he puts toilet paper the wrong way
I commit heinous crimes to get Batwoman's attention so I can give her a big wet kiss but get stuck with her dweeby cousin instead
Hi I'm auditioning for the part of Jason Todd and I'll be singing *drops dead on the spot*
Batman French Revolution AU where his parents were guillotined behind an opera house
I solve deforestation by throwing chairs into the Lazarus Pit
damian wayne youtube shorts celebrity like to charge reblog to cast
Duke sees purely in shrimp colors and only pretends to know human colors send tweet
@ Bruce Wayne please adopt me I have dark hair anger issues and $12 in my bank account
rb with the first thing you'd buy if Bruce Wayne was your glucose father
if i see one more goddamn ad after installing 3 adblockers i'm becoming the joker