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Anonymous asked:

Waitwaitwait what about the batfam as Weird Little Girl stereotypes?

Dick: the mermaid

Jason: the Pixie Stix snorter

Tim: the undiagnosed neurodivergent

Damian: the stick swordfighter

Duke: the space cadet

Cullen: the underaged Tumblr user

Stephanie: the Dork Diaries fan

Cassandra: the biter

Barbara: the college reading level

Harper: the Hot Topic goth

Carrie: the LOLZ SO RANDOM kid

Kate: the baby queer

Helena: the "born in the wrong generation"

Luke: the dog lover

Bette: the dragon expert

Alfred: the classic horse girl

Selina: the Warrior Cats roleplayer

Bruce: the obviously mentally ill

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What your favorite batfam member says about your New Year's resolution

Dick: your goals are health or fitness-related but you're gonna cave the second you see your favorite snack (nothing wrong with treating yourself)
Jason: you're gonna try to read more books and become more intellectual except you get distracted by Tumblr brainrot (*insert that one post about the gutters looking up at the stars too*)
Tim: you want to prioritize your mental health but unfortunately the rest of the world doesn't agree (heal just to spite them)
Damian: you're gonna try to make friends and you're gonna look like a complete freak while doing so (embrace it and the right people will too)
Duke: the planet is on fire and you're having too big of an existential crisis to know what you want (just breathe, you're not the only one)
Cullen: you want to live your truth but something is pushing you back into the closet (the right pace is your own)
Stephanie: you're scattered all over the place and you wish you could just pull yourself together (it's okay to set things down)
Cassandra: you're trying to catch up on a milestone that everyone expected you to have already passed (it's all a construct)
Barbara: you're hesitant to make a resolution because your goals are too lofty (sometimes it's the little efforts that count)
Harper: you have something or someone you're trying to look after (just don't forget yourself along the way)
Carrie: you have an impossible fantasy like building a spaceship to Pluto or riding a unicorn across the rainbow (don't ever change)
Kate: you're working to quit something that's been hurting you (even if you fall off, it's always worth another try)
Helena: you're in a transition period of your life and you hope the next big step goes off without a hitch (but don't forget to live in the present)
Luke: you're finally gonna complete that unfinished project you've been working on the past three years (even if you don't, the fun is in the process)
Bette: you want to learn something new and interesting that doesn't have any immediately useful applications (do it anyway, capitalist notions of utility are bullshit)
Alfred: you're trying to change how others see you (you can only do so much, their imagination is not your responsibility)
Selina: you have a major problem that you want to turn that around but you don't know how (it's okay to get a second opinion)
Bruce: you have some relationships that need to be examined and you want to figure out what's worth salvaging and what to cut out of your life (trust yourself, you got this)
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What your LEAST favorite batfam member says about you

Dick Grayson: You think life is over and people become shriveled-up hags at 30
Jason Todd: You're an Arrowfam stan
Tim Drake: Your favorite Robin is either Jason or Damian
Damian Wayne: You call children "crotch goblins"
Duke Thomas: You own something from your childhood that would be worth a lot of money now had you not taken it out of the original packing
Cullen Row: You've spent a lot of your early teens struggling to accept your identity and in doing so behaved like a douche on Roblox
Stephanie Brown: You created a TikTok to make fun of TikTokers but that doesn't change the fact that you're still on TikTok
Cassandra Cain: You were weirded out by the alt kids in school only to realize later in life they had more courage than you by expressing themselves without caring about what others think
Barbara Gordon: You had a college reading level in 6th grade that stopped mattering once you entered college where everyone was the same as you and you're still salty about it
Harper Row: Your parents didn't let you dye your hair
Carrie Kelley: You had an unhealthy relationship with a stranger on Discord where you learned the meaning of gaslighting firsthand
Kate Kane: You didn't like the Barbie movie
Helena Bertinelli: You had a crush on someone who was way out of your league but took a shot anyway and they rejected you and now every time you see someone pretty you seethe with envy
Luke Fox: You think you can take a grizzly bear in a fight when your only hobby is watching Twitch streamers and eating cool ranch Doritos
Bette Kane: You had a Wattpad Mary Sue self-insert who had all the members of One Direction falling for her and was a vampire wizard demigod that won the Hunger Games but that's a secret you plan on taking to your grave
Alfred Pennyworth: Britain fucked over your country
Selina Kyle: You know a lot about sex for someone who hasn't even gone on a date
Bruce Wayne: You stand by your guns when you say eat the rich and don't make exceptions for the "wholesome" billionaires

Monthly rent-lowering gunshots

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What your LEAST favorite batfam member says about you

Dick Grayson: You think life is over and people become shriveled-up hags at 30
Jason Todd: You're an Arrowfam stan
Tim Drake: Your favorite Robin is either Jason or Damian
Damian Wayne: You call children "crotch goblins"
Duke Thomas: You own something from your childhood that would be worth a lot of money now had you not taken it out of the original packing
Cullen Row: You've spent a lot of your early teens struggling to accept your identity and in doing so behaved like a douche on Roblox
Stephanie Brown: You created a TikTok to make fun of TikTokers but that doesn't change the fact that you're still on TikTok
Cassandra Cain: You were weirded out by the alt kids in school only to realize later in life they had more courage than you by expressing themselves without caring about what others think
Barbara Gordon: You had a college reading level in 6th grade that stopped mattering once you entered college where everyone was the same as you and you're still salty about it
Harper Row: Your parents didn't let you dye your hair
Carrie Kelley: You had an unhealthy relationship with a stranger on Discord where you learned the meaning of gaslighting firsthand
Kate Kane: You didn't like the Barbie movie
Helena Bertinelli: You had a crush on someone who was way out of your league but took a shot anyway and they rejected you and now every time you see someone pretty you seethe with envy
Luke Fox: You think you can take a grizzly bear in a fight when your only hobby is watching Twitch streamers and eating cool ranch Doritos
Bette Kane: You had a Wattpad Mary Sue self-insert who had all the members of One Direction falling for her and was a vampire wizard demigod that won the Hunger Games but that's a secret you plan on taking to your grave
Alfred Pennyworth: Britain fucked over your country
Selina Kyle: You know a lot about sex for someone who hasn't even gone on a date
Bruce Wayne: You stand by your guns when you say eat the rich and don't make exceptions for the "wholesome" billionaires
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What Your favorite Young Justice ship says about you

Angelfish: ( la’gann/ m’gann)  you recognize the inherent chemistry in annoying catchphrases   

Birdflash: You can pinpoint young justice as the moment in your childhood when you started shipping EVERY BROMANCE 

Bluepulse: you just wanted good things for Bart and really who wouldn’t, ( you also haven’t gotten into the comics enough to know about Boostle yet) (( but you totally should if you love the dynamic of a blue beetle and a time traveler with the same energy)

Chelant: (Dick/ Zatanna)  You recognize the inherent eroticism of semantics 

M’gann/ Artemis: #galpals with a hint of tsundere

Longshot: (Roy/Artemis) Whats better than one hot archer, two hot archers 

Museum heist ( Rob/Wall/Art) you love both poly ships and puns 

Powerhouse: (Conner/ Cassie) you liked it in the new 52 when they paired superman and wonder woman not only that, you wanted more 

Searrow ( Artemis/ Kaldur)  Your dad is a supervillian and your embarrassed but spiteful 

Snaibsel: (Artemis/ Zatanna)  #galpals with daddy issues 

Spitfire: you loved the dynamic of the goof off and the brooding sarcastic girl with daddy issues from teen titans and then you came here and found out you also like  tragedy 

Supermartian: your just happy  you found a way to combine your of  love both cheesy 80s sitcoms and tsundere  but also mind control 

Timkon: your upset the show didn’t follow the comics

Traught: (Dick/ Artemis) you like your heroes with no superpowers but lots of angst 

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