Kon: Let’s take the teleportation pod!
Tim: The tele-what?
Kon: You know, you get into the silver pod, the doors close, and when they open again, you’re someplace else.
Tim: Kon, that’s the elevator.
Kon: Whatever. It’s very cool.
Tim, as his brothers are about to watch Die Hard: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.
Duke: Well, John McClane had plans!
Tim: No, see, the thing is, I want to get out of here before Jason gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Jason: What are you talking about?
Jason: Bitch.
Tim: Jason, what’s your plan for dealing with this?
Jason: Well, Plan A is what I call "Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away".
Tim: That’s it? What the heck is Plan B?
Jason: Plan B is to keep trying Plan A.
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Lian: What do we have to eat?
Jason: What don't we have? We got your cold pizza, cold burgers, cold tacos...
Lian: What do we have that's warm?
Jason: Ice cream.
Lian: Cool. I'll drink it.
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Jason, after Roy tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!
Alfred, looking at a convenience store pie: Look at these chemicals. Do you even read the label?
Stephanie: No. I read pie. The rest is just blah, blah, blah.
Mob boss: Well, I'm getting a limo...
Carrie, trying to lip-read for the first time: Apparently, he's getting a pillow...
Mob boss: ...to take us...
Carrie: ...two steaks plus...
Mob boss: ...at eight o'clock...
Carrie: ...he ate a sock...
Mob boss: ...to a nice dinner.
Carrie: ...and a rice thinner.
Dick, when Bruce first adopted him: He can't tell me what to do. If I want to skateboard, I'll skateboard. If I want to jump on the bed, I'll jump on the bed.
Dick, climbs onto the bed: Oh! Look! I'm jumping on the bed! I'm gonna hurt myself! I'm gonna hurt my—
Dick, falling: Ow! I hurt myself.
Tim: We'll have to disguise ourselves to be able to move around undetected.
Kon and Bart: Right.
[30 minutes later]
Tim: I mean as guards!
Kon and Bart, dressed like a pirate and a cowboy: Oh.
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Dick: Don't worry, Damian. We'll get Tim to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.
Damian: And that's when I punch him, right?
Dick:
Tim: Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello, sister.
Stephanie: Ugh, I hate when you say those things back to back.
Bruce, hearing about the McDonald's Happy Meal for the first time: *eyes well up with tears*
Bruce: A happy meal. I think I'd like that. I'd like that very much.
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[batboys looking after Titus while Damian’s gone]
Jason: Tim, you got to help us.
Tim: On it. Okay, the key with dogs is establishing the alpha.
Tim, to Titus: Titus, dwop it. Pwease, dwop it. I'll give you anything you want.
Jason: Oh, Titus is the alpha. Didn't expect that.
Dick: Uh, Damian? Why is Tim in the torpedo bay?
Damian, fiddling with the control panel: Because the stupid launch button isn't working!
Oliver: Batman, what should we do if we run across the monster?
Bruce: Be very quiet.
Oliver: That will keep us from being attacked?
Bruce: No, all that screaming gives me a headache.
Tim: Mm, delicious coffee. You are the new sunshine of my mornings.
Carrie: What is coffee?
Tim: It’s burnt bean dust soaked in hot water.
Carrie: *makes a grossed-out face*
Tim: Um... it tastes a lot better than it sounds.
Dick, wearing his Halloween costume: Hi Damian! I'm Little Bo Peep and I've lost—
Damian: Your mind. You've lost your mind, Grayson.