Jason: The security at the Watchtower is a joke. Last year I came in with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at Bruce's desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Stephanie: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Bruce: Everyone has called me Boris all day. I think Tim paid them to.
[later]
Tim: Absolutely. Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.
Selina: I'd lie for you.
Bruce: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Selina, you just like to lie.
Bruce: I don't think you should be dating my son.
Roy: You don’t have all the facts.
Bruce: Which are?
Roy: I love him.
Jason: Dick and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Bruce to make an appointment with the ear doctor.
Jason: You just have to play the hand you’re dealt with.
Jason: Damian? He’s an ace.
Jason: Duke is the king up my sleeve.
Jason: Alfred is my old maid.
Jason: Cass is the queen.
Jason: Bruce is the instruction manual you throw away.
Jason: Dick is a solid seven.
Jason: Tim is probably, like, a two.
Jason: And I’m obviously the Joker.
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Duke: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Jason do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
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Clark, scolding the Super Sons: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Bruce: No, we are mad.
Clark: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Bruce: No, we are not.
Clark: I’m not a mind reader, Bruce.
Bruce: Any questions?
Stephanie: Yeah, I have a lot of questions.
Stephanie: Number one: how dare you?
Jason: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.
Duke: What the fuck.
Duke: Why do you have a diary?
Tim: To keep secrets from my computer.
Bruce: We're just going to take it slow. Selina and I don't want to rush into anything.
Also Bruce, pulling out a ring to show the others: I got this two weeks after we started dating.
Damian: Morning, Red Hood.
Jason: ...who are you?
Damian: Who am I? I'm Robin. We’ve been teammates for years. Weird joke, Jason.
Jason: You're not Robin. Robin's not Asian.
Damian: You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.
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Diana: You have to pick your battles.
Bruce: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Damian and Jon from running plastic tubes all over the Batcave and placing hamsters inside of them.
Clark: They were gonna call it Tube City.
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Conner: Did it hurt when you fell?
Tim: From heaven? No, Conner, I get you’re into me but-
Conner: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.
Tim:
Dick: We all saw it.
Clark, scolding the Super Sons: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Bruce: No, we are mad.
Clark: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Bruce: No, we are not.
Clark: I’m not a mind reader, Bruce.