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[texting]

Tim: Yo.

Jason: Yo.

Tim: Are you gonna be home for dinner?

Jason: I'm on patrol until midnight.

[5 minutes later]

Tim: Alfred's still asking.

Jason: Did you tell him that I wouldn't be home?

Tim: Sorry, I forgot.

Jason: Go tell him that I won't be home.

[10 minutes later]

Tim: Alfred's asking where you are.

Jason: Are you not telling him where I am?!

Tim: I forgot to tell him, I made coffee.

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[texting]

Duke: I can't remember a song. Can you help me?

Tim: I'm at work but sure.

Duke: Okay, it goes like this.

Duke: Buh buh buh bum bum bum ba buh bum bum bum bum bum bum bum—

Tim: Stop. Stop.

Duke: —bum bum bum bum bum bum bum—

Tim: What am I supposed to do with this?

Duke: That's how the song goes.

Tim: I cannot listen to a text message.

Duke: But the song goes like buh buh buh buh buh buh buh—

Tim: THAT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL.

Duke: PLEASE JUST HELP ME.

Tim: WHERE DID THE THINKING STOP?

Duke: Oh I found it, never mind.

Duke's phone: {You have been blocked by this number}

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[texting]

Jason: Where are you right now?

Dick: I'm getting Batburgers.

Jason: Can you grab me Robin nuggets? I'll pay you back.

Dick: ...

Jason: Please get me nuggets, I'll pay you back.

Dick: No.

Jason: Why not?

Dick: You never pay me back for anything.

Jason: Yes I have.

Dick: Name one.

Jason: I can literally name hundreds.

Dick: I don't want hundreds, I want one.

Jason: Just please get me nuggets.

Dick: Okay.

Jason: Seriously? I love you!

Dick: Nah I lied, I already left.