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Anonymous asked:

Can we get retail Steph with Young Justice?

Retail Steph: Part 7

[grocery store]

Steph: What seems to be the problem?

Kon: I'm trying to buy this watermelon but the self-checkout isn't working.

Steph: *manually enters the produce*

Steph: There you go.

Kon: Ohhh, I thought the fruits grew their own barcodes.

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[coffee shop]

Steph: Good morning, what can I get you guys?

Cassie: I'll take the Wonder Woman frapppucino.

Keli: I'll have an iced Lantern latte.

Greta: And I'll do the Haunted London Fog.

Steph: Come again?

Cassie: They're from the secret menu.

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[clothing store]

Steph: *knocks on the dressing room door*

Steph: You okay? You've been in there for a long time.

Bart: *emerges wearing 100 shirts*

Bart: BEHOLD, THE SHIRTMAN!

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[drive-thru]

Steph: I got the cheeseburger combo?

Steph: *looks out the window*

Steph: Hello? Anyone there?

*arrow whizzes by and snags the bag*

Cissie, in the distance: Thanks!

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[furniture store]

Anita: I would like to return this lamp.

Steph: Why's it all sliced up?

Anita: Doesn't matter. I read the warranty and it is covered.

Steph: We need to change that policy.

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[restaurant]

Steph: Did anyone here have the spaghetti?

Jinny and Amy: *talking to each other*

Steph: No? Okay.

Steph: *starts walking away*

Amy: Actually that was us.

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[call center]

Steph: Can I get your permanent address?

Slobo: I don't have an Earth one.

Steph: Can I at least get a good mailing address then? It won't let me continue without one.

Slobo: *throws a dart at a map*

Slobo: We can use 115 South Holden Street. Let's hope they don't mind.

Steph, knowing that's her address: ...

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[Young Justice group chat]

Tim: Steph's not talking to me. What did you guys do?