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Jason: *looking for someone to hang out with*
Jason, scrolling through his contacts: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle.
Jason, confused: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?
Jason, terrified: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?!
Jason: How can I only have four friends?! And one of them is Kyle!
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Barbara: So where's this dog I keep hearing so much about?
Dick: Oh, he's right here.
Wally:
Jason: That's a grown-ass man.
Dick: Yeah he's a little old but hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Ready? Watch this. Speak.
Wally: 'Sup bro.
Dick: Good boy!
Kory: Yeah he just spoke English. That's a grown— that's an actual human being.
Dick: Yeah, yeah I guess he kinda does have like that human-like personality.
Jason: 'Cause it's a fucking dude.
Kyle: I feel like we're drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy on all fours that you... keep in your house? Or...?
Dick: He's actually a rescue. Did I mention that?
Barbara: What does that even mean in this context?
Dick: It's a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night so I took him in.
Wally: I was walking to class one day and he just grabbed me.
Barbara: Okay, what's your name, dude?
Dick: I call him Snowball.
Wally: It's actually Wally.
Roy: Okay so this is like some type of kink thing?
Wally: No he genuinely thinks I'm a dog.
Kory: Okay, even then, why are YOU going along with this?
Wally: Free rent, free food.
Kory: Still, dude, that can't be—
Wally: 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage.
Roy: You get dental coverage?
Wally: Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good.
Kyle:
Barbara:
Kory:
Jason:
Roy: Meow.
Dick: Daddy's little kitten.
Jason, leaving: Okay, fuck that.
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Kyle: Alright, so you and I are married.
Jason: We are not married.
Kyle: Relax, it's just pretend.
Jason: I don't wanna pretend.
Kyle, grinning: Scared you'll like it?
Jason: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Dick: Are you two like this all the time?
Jason and Kyle: Yes.
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Maybe some chill bro headcannons of Jason and Kyle Rayner ?? :0

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  • Have you seen them? They have zero chill
  • Kyle will randomly and for no reason bring up the fact that Jason still uses kiddie chopsticks
  • When they shared a motel room and Kyle couldn't sleep, Jason flung a single melatonin pill at him and said "shut the fuck up"
  • Jason's the one that dumps extra junk food into the shopping cart when they're on a 3 AM grocery run and Kyle, who's already tired, uses his ring to construct a maze of shelves so he could lose Jason
  • Kyle takes long showers so at the 1-hour mark Jason pounds on the door and says Kyle has to the count of five to not be naked and dripping wet
  • They don't know each other's coffee orders, but they know what the other person hates and uses that to their advantage
  • They mutually catfished each other on Tinder
  • They fight over who gets to babysit Lian and Roy's just like "I think I'll call Kory instead..."
  • Jason loves The Great British Bake-Off (thanks to Alfred) so naturally Kyle changes the channel right when the winner is about to be announced
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When was a ring separate from it's lantern? Also why isn't Guy Gardner on the banned list?

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I forgot Guy Gardner existed

Roy and Jason thought it'd be funny to switch out Kyle's ring for the plastic one that Roy found in Lian's cereal box

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Anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts on RoyJayKyle? Bc like, they all have 2 hands and are the biggest idiots in the universe and would cause each parent involved (Bruce Oliver and Hal) to have aneurisms bc how could their children do this to them

I support it for the sole purpose of messing with the adults

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Anonymous asked:

Oh my god I remembered a 90s thing, oh my god, wait can I get a Kyle Rayner from that one Young Justice comic where the kids became adults and the justice league became kids, and does he come with the 70 million outfits he had in the comic?

The basic Kyle Rayner set comes with two outfits, any extra must be purchased separately

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