Robins Georg

Bruce buys a ring to propose to Selina but she steals it so he buys another one and she steals that too and this keeps going until she proposes to him with an entire bag of stolen rings

The catboy trend really takes off in Gotham and Selina outnumbers Bruce in sidekicks overnight

"Bruce Wayne is Batman" bffr guys, he's obviously a Rogue because rich people have a lot of time on their hands and anyone with that much money has to be at least a little evil

You're in Gotham. A bunch of petty robbers are holding up the bank. You're huddled under the counter, sipping the iced coffee your work bestie had brought you.

You're in Gotham. The subway tunnel just blew up. The conductor cracks jokes as he takes you through the detour and you share your jacket with the woman next to you.

You're in Gotham. Carnivorous plants cover the road leading to the dentist's office. You glance at the car next to you and see a puppy sticking its head out the window.

You're in Gotham. The wind carries a cloud of deadly toxins downtown. You're baking chocolate chip cookies while your kids play in the living room.

You're in Gotham. Classes are delayed because of an extraterrestrial threat. You take the extra time in the morning to chat with your neighbor about the upcoming holiday.

You're in Gotham. The Wayne family is plastered all over the tabloids again. Your dad turns the page and asks you for a seven-letter word describing fruits and vegetables.

You're in Gotham. Except you're not. You're in London and you're waiting to pick your sister up from school. You're in Manila and your cat just had kittens. You're in Lagos and your brothers are helping you move into your new apartment. You're in São Paulo and your crush just texted you back. You're in Istanbul and you just discovered your new favorite sandwich. You're in Mumbai and your cousin calls you to fangirl over a band. You're in Sydney and you just got your driver's license. You're in Boston and you're writing this because it's what you need in this moment.

You're at the end of the post. You realize it was never about comics at all.

Vegetable-growing contest where Ivy gets 2nd place to Alfred

First time hearing this song and it's giving Sharpay from High School Musical and overall that brand of early 2000s Disney Channel music. Definitely getting mean girl vibes which has me thinking it might be a villain, like one of the sirens. However, the pop sound and the fact that apparently it was in a Bratz movie (which I didn't even know existed) brings forth the image of that in-your-face glitz and glamor that's sorta like Discowing?

I think I'm gonna go with Harley Quinn since she seems to embody both dimensions of the song

How to find true love: a guide by Batman

Step 1: shine a giant laser pointer (the Bat-signal) into the sky

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