“Average household has 2.3 children” factoid actually just statistical error. Robins Georg, who lives in cave and adopts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
kjlsdfkjlksjdf finally done with the half-a-year wip (that i've never mentioned on main lmao).
@incorrectbatfam so sorry this took forever lol, there was a Lot to try and write and very little knowledge on what i was writing (freeze drying?? NASA?? i did not do enough research for this one)
Bruce installs a laser grid around the house and creates personalized training schedules and leaves his food at the front of the fridge and sues tabloids for slander and builds secret hallways escaping galas and learns all the new arcade games and tracks his enemies' movements and keeps snacks in his belt and leads PTA meetings and stocks extra batarangs and memorizes what everyone leaves home wearing and sets custom ringtones and triple-checks for injuries and shoulders the memories and drafts contingency after contingency because anything is easier than saying the words "I love you"
Dick once showed up to a red carpet in a suit directly ripping off the Discowing design
A Gotham-based movie studio made a stop motion Batman movie and Tim was the voice of a young Batman in a completely off-base backstory where he got bitten by a radioactive bat
Barbara has a phase where her closet was basically just a bunch of 3/4th-sleeve sweaters
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