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Bruce: What are you all doing here?

Dick: You didn't think we would give up that easy, did you?

Bruce: That's exactly what I thought. I'm genuinely surprised to see you here.

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Anonymous asked:

Dick: For this particular mission we can't use our regular codenames, so we'll be assigning people movies based on the year they were born. You may refer to me as Austin Powers. Babs is Birdcage. Cass, you'll be Fellowship.

Cass: :D

Jason: Wait, Cass and I were born in the same year, so...

Damian: Shut up, Shrek.

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Dick: LEGO Movie, just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it like that.

Damian: Tt.

Duke: I have a question.

Dick: Yes, Another Cinderella Story starring Selena Gomez?

Duke: Why did Tim and Steph get to pick their own names?

Dick: Hairspray and Happy Feet made a bet with each other and they both lost.

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Yknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragement

Imagine that but like

Robin!Dick: *bap*

Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*

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Batgirl!Barbara: Hey Robin, where do you see yourself in five years?

Robin!Dick, internally: Five years? I don't even know what I'm having for dinner. Wait... what am I having for dinner?

Dick: Pizza!

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Dick, using Tinder for the first time: Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Roy: Consider it a background check. For example, do you have a death certificate?

Dick: Not yet.

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sweetlypunk asked:

batkids reactions to TikTok ban

Alfred: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of somebody who has been like another member of our family. Somebody who lifted our spirits in times of need and provided advice in times of crisis. Our very own TikTok.

Steph, in a black veil: *weeping*

Tim: *hugs her*

Duke, wistfully: I can still hear its AI voice.

Barbara: Shh, it's okay.

Bruce: May I say a few words?

Alfred: Of course.

Bruce: I didn't know TikTok well, and that is a regret I will carry for the rest of my days. But the way my family interacted with it, it's like it became a Robin on its own. I may not have much to say, but I will always remember the one-of-a-kind way it told Reddit stories on top of Subway Surfers.

Jason, angry: It should've been me, damn it!

Bruce: On behalf of all Americans, I would like to send my condolences to the Europeans, whose feeds will be dry without us. I would also like to send our regards—and data—to China, who has been supporting us through this difficult time. In lieu of flowers, please sign up for RedNote.

Cass, nodding: Anything but Meta.

Dick: That's right. We'll figure it out together.

Kate: *bursts in*

Kate: We have a situation.

Dick: What's up?

Kate: TikTok's back.

Steph: *screams*

Tim: Don't mind her. It's always a shock to the widows. What happened, Kate?

Kate: Lazarus Pit? Flashpoint? Who knows. The point is, TikTok is back.

Dick: That's fantastic!

Kate: I wouldn't celebrate so fast. It's back, but it's different.

Bruce: What do you mean?

Kate: We have to proceed with caution. TikTok is in its Red Hood era and the League of Assassins just scooped it up.

Bruce: You heard her. To the Batcave!

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Wally: Without you, 60 minutes feels like an hour.

Dick: Aww.

Barbara: The fuck?

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Bruce: One of my kids used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

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Getting a really early start on this year's Batfam Big Bang. Tell me the fandom's most annoying tropes and I'll work the top 3 into my fic (in a funny way)

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littlemissfanfictionlover asked:

You know those kids that for some reason wear shorts in the winter? Which of the bats would do that?

Damian: *zips up his third winter coat*

Damian: I'm ready to leave when you are.

Tim, putting on a sweatshirt: Cool, same here.

Damian: It is thirty-two degrees outside. Do you have a death wish?

Tim: Thirty-two degrees is basically summer.

Damian: What kind of backward American logic is that?

Steph: Hey guys, guess who found her flip-flops!

Damian: There is still snow on the ground.

Steph: But it's the warm kind of snow.

Cass: Yes. I can finally wear a skirt.

Damian: All of you are getting hypothermia.

Duke, wearing a T-shirt: We're built different. In fact, Tim might be a little overdressed.

Jason: *jogs downstairs in a tank top*

Damian: This is absurd.

Jason: I used to be homeless. Are you discriminating against poor people now?

Dick: *shows up in a speedo*

Damian: You too, Grayson?

Dick: The first Robin cannot be confined by pants.

Damian: At least Gordon has the sense to bring a blanket.

Barbara: Actually, I filled it with ice packs. It's easy to overheat in this weather.

Damian: Father, none of them are dressed!

Bruce: *comes out in a Hawaiian shirt and board shorts*

Bruce: What do you mean, son?

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[sitting in jail]

Dick: So who should we call?

Tim: I’d call Jason, but I feel safer in jail.

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Damian, under the table, whispering: Grayson!

Dick: *looks under the table*

Dick: Damian? I thought you ran away forever.

Damian: I got hungry.

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Anonymous asked:

similar to that french king cake ask, in brazil we have a tradition in birthday parties that the birthday boy/girl cuts the first piece of cake and gives it to their "favorite person"/the one they loves most among the guests

thoughts of how that happens in a bat-anniversary?

Everyone, singing: Happy birthday to youuuu!

Bruce: *blows out the candles*

Damian: Fun fact: in Brazil, you're supposed to give the first slice of cake to your favorite person. I will take mine now, Father.

Dick: No, it's mine. He made me Robin first for a reason.

Jason: But he adopted me first.

Duke: Putting aside the fact that none of us are Brazilian, it's obviously one of the girls.

Steph: Exactly. I'll take a piece with extra frosting.

Tim: You're not legally his.

Cass: But I am.

Harper: Imagine caring what he thinks.

Barbara: Guys, just let him decide.

Bruce: *already eating the first slice*

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watercoloraru asked:

Ohhh, talking about traditions, in Mexico que have Rosca de Reyes, that is a giant oval bread. Somewhere in it, there's a tiny baby Jesus figure, and whoever gets it in their slice has to buy or make tamales for everyone on February 2nd. Sometimes there are more than one. How would that go with the batfam? :)

Steph: So whoever finds the figurine owes us tamales?

Tim: Should we be doing this? None of us are Mexican.

Duke: The asker gave us permission.

Cass: Who?

Duke: The asker.

Jason: Damn it, Narrows, quit breaking the fourth wall.

Dick: It is kinda rude, Duke.

Damian: Whoever gets it, just remember to make a vegetarian serving for me.

Damian: *gets the baby Jesus*

Titus: *hops out from under the table and swallows it*

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vodrae asked:

Hello ! In France we have the tradition of "king cake" (link below) and usually the youngest goes under the table to choose who is getting a slice, because the goal is to get the "fève". So, how would it goes with the batfam ?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cake

Duke: According to Wikipedia, the youngest person goes under the table and decides who gets each piece as it's cut with the goal of getting the prize inside the cake. In our case, it's the batarang Cass dropped into the mix.

Steph: Alright, Damian, you're up.

Jason: I look forward to this.

Tim: *jumps out of his chair*

Tim: HE STABBED ME IN THE FOOT!

Dick: ...Maybe this tradition isn't for us.