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🔹Incorrect quotes, headcanons, and conspiracies about why Nightwing isn't in my header or icon
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Anonymous asked:

in a world where MCU and DCU exist in the same universe, how many conspiracies would exist about Batman and Iron Man being besties or a couple?

"Ironbat this" and "Brony that." Well I think Batman and Iron Man are just the same fucking dude. Like no way in hell not one, but TWO billionaires independently become superheroes who adopt a bunch of other baby heroes. I think he just hops between his McMansions in Gotham and New York whenever he's bored of fighting one type of villain

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Anonymous asked:

I had a dream that bruce wayne was a guest star on sesame street. He was teaching us about shapes with Elmo but kept mislabeling a square as a circle and started crying on set

Wait I misread that, it'd be the other way around

I'm sorry, I keep thinking about this.

Bruce holding up various shapes and saying their names: Triangle, Oval,...Circle!
Elmo: *laughs* No, Mr. Wayne! That's a square!
Bruce: Really?
Elmo: Yes, Mr. Wayne! Squares have four sides. Circles don't have any!
Bruce: Square? *holding out the shape for confirmation before nodding and continuing* Oval, octagon,...Circle!
Elmo: No, Mr. Wayne! That's a square!
Bruce: Square. Right. Rectangle, hexagon, diamond. I like diamonds, because if you turn them like this, they become a circle!
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Anonymous asked:

Okay I don’t know if I’m going insane but I vaguely remember a fic or a drabble where Miss Piggy and Bruce were married and she set the dogs on Kermit and I don’t know if it was you or someone else that made it but please for the love of everything please tell me you know what I’m talking about

I believe you're looking for this Bruce Wayne/Muppets threesome by @thebibliosphere

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Anonymous asked:

Help I'm writing a fic and I need ideas for a Z-list Rogue. Smth bad but gimmicky

  • Chalkduster, the Crime Alley nuisance who runs around pounding erasers in people's faces
  • Sparklewolf, the person who got stuck in their fursuit and turned to a life of crime to survive
  • Captain Gender Essentialism, the Republican who thinks men will grow ovaries if they use toilet paper
  • Stickytoes, the thief with sticky toes
  • Dr. Needler, a mad acupuncturist
  • The Arborist, a Poison Ivy copycat who plants trees in potholes
  • Mother Crunchy, the woman who uses her unvaccinated kids as bioweapons
  • Chewer, a guy who chews with his mouth open
  • Four-Eyes, a kid with indestructible glasses and appetite for burning anthills
  • The Radium Girls, an all-female gang of radium dealers
  • Light Yagami, a teenager who's weirdly obsessed with his notebook
  • Gerbil, the street racer in a giant plastic ball
  • Redditor, the dude whose opinion no one asked for
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Who in the batfam have gotten their own buzzfeed unsolved episodes?

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Jason Todd and Red Hood have two separate episodes but share some overlapping theories yet nobody has made any connections thus far

There’s an episode speculating who Batman and Robin are but no one rock-solid theory is presented. The whole “Bruce Wayne is Batman” thing has been exaggerated to the point where it’s basically the same as Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer so Shane and Ryan don’t even touch that

A viewer (secretly Barbara) submits a question to a postmortem episode with a theory about Nightwing being the last surviving Flying Grayson from Haly’s Circus but that’s quickly dismissed as they laugh at it

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Ryan: Their theory is that Nightwing is actually Richard “Dick” Grayson- the last surviving member of the Flying Graysons, the famed acrobats from Haly’s Circus.

Shane: Dick? He goes by Dick? On purpose.

Ryan: Apparently.

Shane: I guess you could say he’s…big dick energy.

Ryan: He’s of average height actually.

Shane: Well you know it’s all in how you use it.

Ryan: Moving on- What’s interesting is that Dick Grayson-

Shane: Dick-

Ryan: Dick Grayson is the adopted son of Bruce Wayne-

Shane: HA!

Ryan: I know, I know. “Bruce Wayne is Batman” and that whole thing. Which is probably where this theory came from. In a way, it’d make sense, since Dick Grayson was an acrobat as a child, and Nightwing is known to be a pretty flippy guy.

Shane: Circus kid to vigilante? That’s a pretty big jump, even for an acrobat.

Ryan: Sure, but there’s also the fact that Nightwing is based in Bludhaven, where Grayson works as a police officer-

Shane: He’s a cop?

Ryan: Yeah-

Shane: They want me to believe Nightwing is a cop?

Ryan: I mean-

Shane: Nope! No way. I’m putting my wallet away, I don’t buy it.

Ryan: (laughs) Any reason why or..?

Shane: You want me to explain why a good guy wouldn’t be a cop?

Ryan: (laughs) Fair enough. Okay- next question!

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SpiderMan from the MCU meets the batfam.

What happens

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Iron Man barrels in with paperwork and a team of lawyers because it's HIS weekend

And that's how everyone finds out Tony Stark and Batman (not Bruce Wayne, Batman) are interdimensional ex-lovers with shared custody of Spider-Man

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Anonymous asked:

Most chaotic batfam/Marvel teamups (NOT MOST SIMILAR)

Dick + Bucky Barnes

Jason + Nick Fury

Tim + Moon Knight

Damian + Scott Lang

Duke + Venom

Cullen + Ned Leeds

Stephanie + Kate Bishop

Cassandra + Yelena Belova

Barbara + Wong

Harper + Wolverine

Carrie + Loki

Kate + Domino

Alfred + (baby) Groot

Selina + Rocket Raccoon

Bruce + Deadpool

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I had to

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Anonymous asked:

Who would get snapped by Thanos?

Of all places, he was buying fucking cigarettes when it happened.

Jason was digging through his wallet when the woman behind him suddenly screamed. He whirled around and—

Hang on, didn't she have a kid with her? He could've sworn there was a toddler whining about candy just now. But when he looked, his eyes were met with a pile of dust and the lady staring at her hand, face pale.

Behind her were a group of teenagers. The shortest one—couldn't have been more than 14—turned to the others and said, "Guys, something's wrong." But before anyone could react, his skin cracked and he crumbled to pieces, leaving his friends scrambling.

The cashier dialed the police. Someone demanded to know what was going on. Without his helmet or guns, it wasn't as though Jason could say he got this all taken care of. Cigarettes forgotten, he slipped away from the crowd and called Bruce.

No answer. So he tried again, and on the third time he left an expletive-filled voicemail before hopping on his bike.

He zipped past the changing signals and swerved around the three-car pileup forming as he tried Dick's number. But all he got was that godawful singsong voicemail that Dick recorded years back.

That was two down already.

No.

No, he wasn't gonna think like that. Those two knuckleheads were fine. Hell, with a family of detectives, they were probably cracking the case as Jason broke a red light.

He picked another number.

It clicked.

"Roy, are you—"

"Jason." Roy's ragged breathing almost made his words unintelligible. "It's Lian. She—she..."

"It's happening everywhere," Jason said. "I don't know who's behind this but I'm gonna keep you updated."

There was nothing on the other line. Not a breath or panicking keen. His heart dropped.

"Roy?"

After several attempts, he had no choice but to hang up.

He didn't even wait for his motorcycle to stop completely, dumping it next to the others.

"Guys?"

The Cave was far, far too quiet. Jason grabbed his domino and a batarang lying on a bench.

"Hello? Anyone?"

He stuck a comm in his ear. It crackled to life.

"Guys, we have a situation. Is anyone reading me right now?"

Silence.

He spotted a familiar wheelchair in front of the glowing Batcomputer and let out a sigh of relief.

"Oracle! I'm glad you're—"

But there was no red hair or keyboard clacks to go with it. A steaming coffee cup was tipped over, soaking a case file and dripping onto the floor.

Alfred had to be okay. He's Alfred.

Jason raced upstairs, almost missing the three piles on the couch with purple, yellow, and orange video game controllers buried among them. In the cat bed is another one. His lunch crawled up his throat, but he swallowed it down and moved to the next room.

"Alfred?" His boots echoed through the halls with each step. "Anyone here?"

He checked the kitchen, but it wasn't Alfred he found. Rather it was Damian, staring at his ash-covered fingertips just like the lady at the store.

"They were right here." Damian's voice trembled. "Me and Cain and Pennyworth, we were talking and... and..."

He stumbled forward. Jason caught him.

"I got you. I got you." He wrapped his arms around the kid.

"Akhi?"

Something about it made Jason's blood run cold.

"I don't feel so good."

"Don't say that. You're fine." He squeezed tighter.

"I—I don't want to go. Not again." Damian's fists—oh God, they're so tiny—clung to Jason's shirt.

But all the pleading in the world amounted to nothing as the atoms of his baby brother slipped through his fingers. And even though it felt like everything was bubbling to the surface, he couldn't scream or cry out. All he could do was kneel there, numb, wondering who would have the audacity.

After who-knows-how-long, he felt Ace nuzzle against his ribs.

"You're still here."

"Arf!"

"You're right." Jason swiped the tears from his face and stood up. "Fetch me my guns. There will be hell to pay."

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Anonymous asked:

Do the Bats have a favorite legendary/alien place to visit?

Dick: Krypton

Jason: the Phantom Zone

Tim: Tatooine

Damian: the universe where the League of Assassins never existed and Talia was just a normal mom

Duke: the Spider-Verse

Cullen: the timeline where MCR never broke up

Stephanie: Mogo, the planet that is a Green Lantern itself

Cassandra: a hole-in-the-wall motorcycle accessory store in Hong Kong run by an old lady who is secretly a D-list vigilante

Barbara: Rann AKA the one of the most technologically advanced planets in the DC universe that is only shown in detail in the 1960s Adam Strange comics

Harper: Bizarro World cube planet

Carrie: the wardrobe to Narnia

Kate: Themiscyra

Alfred: Earth-616 for his Characters That Are Surrounded By Idiots book club

Selina: her secret woman cave under the Batcave

Bruce: his secret man cave under Selina's woman cave

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Hi. I love your work it's super hilarious and always makes me smile no matter the bad I had. I know you mostly only do bat family only. But I really love the BuzzFeed unsolved segment you did with Batman villains. Would it be alright to ask if you could do more of that?

Again love your blog. It's so refreshing.

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"Hello and welcome to another season of Buzzfeed Unsolved. Today we'll be covering the enigmatic case of the Riddler."

"I see what you did there, Ryan."

"Thanks, I appreciate it."

"Yeah, I love a good wordplay."

"It's a double wordplay, actually, since his true identity—as we'll dive into—is Ed Nygma."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"That's a stupid name."

*wheeze*

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