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Robins Georg

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Anonymous asked:

Headcanons about Mar'i and Lian being honorary batcousins?

(they're like 12 in my mind)

  • Despite both growing up in America, Lian calls it "soccer" while Mar'i insists it's "football"
  • Mar'i's pet peeve is Lian leaving the strings on the oranges, meanwhile Lian can't fathom why Mar'i doesn't peel her apples
  • They made money for their school's fundraiser by selling Gatorade outside a stadium on game day
  • Mar'i has a stronger throw but Lian has the better aim
  • They hid in Billy Batson's house for a week, accidentally sparking the biggest missing persons story since Jimmy Hoffa, all because they cut each other's bangs with safety scissors after being told not to and couldn't face their parents
  • They're banned from baking until they're at least 13 because Lian put 1/4 cup of baking soda into the cake batter instead of 1/4 teaspoon
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