Stephanie: Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong ten minutes ago. I'm just trying to piss you off now.
Anonymous asked:
headcanons of leslie and tim therapy sessions? i know she's gonna need a goddamn raise after one session with him
[first session]
Leslie: *walks in*
Tim: Hi.
Leslie: *walks out and calls her therapist*
Anonymous asked:
i think all of them would benefit from having one of those things hamsters would drink out of like give jason’s bed a human sized hamster drinking bottle filled with gatorade i think thatd fix something. Probably not much but like something
They get banned after Tim fills his with Red Bull
Jason: Do you have an idea for your story yet?
Duke: No, I'm waiting for inspiration. You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Jason: What mood is that?
Duke: Last-minute panic.
Tim: You just have to keep pushing my buttons, don’t you?
Damian: I’m your sibling. That’s what I do.
Jason's ability to gently coax smol kids out of hiding are 1/3 from his past as a street kid before Bruce found him, 1/3 from experience as a vigilante, and 1/3 from Tim after the RH Incident.
Time for a poll
Stephanie: I'm like the Joker in the sense that I tell jokes sometimes.
Stephanie: I'm like the Riddler in the sense that I tell riddles sometimes.
Stephanie: I don't have much in common with the Penguin.
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Jason: What the fuck is the matter with you?
Bruce: You're gonna have to elaborate.
what are your thoughts on the batman webtoon?
It's a fun way to spend a few minutes of my Thursdays and it does a decent job of incorporating canon lore while also patching up some holes, but I don't give it the same weight as the mainline comics. It's also clearly geared toward a certain subset of the fandom so while I enjoy it, I can see why others might not. I also think it's a decent jumping off point for people who want to get into the fandom but find the comics overwhelming.
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[sitting in jail]
Dick: So who should we call?
Tim: I’d call Jason, but I feel safer in jail.
Tim: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department".
Tim: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Tim: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?
Damian, under the table, whispering: Grayson!
Dick: *looks under the table*
Dick: Damian? I thought you ran away forever.
Damian: I got hungry.
Anonymous asked:
All this talk of king cake on your blog made me want to contribute! In Louisiana (which used to be owned by the French) king cakes are a big thing during Mardi Gras! Since this is America, Louisiana king cakes are much sweeter than French ones. Also, the French king cake I had seemed to be more pastry-like while the Louisiana king cake is more cake-like. Tradition is that there is a small plastic baby Jesus hidden inside the cake and whoever gets it has to buy the next king cake. It is also bag luck to eat king cake outside of the Mardi Gras season (starts on king’s day and ends on Ash Wednesday)
Duke: Alright, the pets are in the other room. Let's try this again. Everyone have their slice?
Everyone: *nods*
Duke: Good. Now remember, if you find—
Steph: Oh my God, enough talking. I'm starving.
Steph: *swallows a bite*
Steph: Uh-oh.
Anonymous asked:
Can I chime in? An interesting Midwest German-American (tho not *actually* German) tradition is to hide a pickle in the tree and whoever finds it gets a prize
(I'm loving these, keep 'em coming)
[Justice League holiday party]
Clark: We're trying something new this year. Hidden inside our nondenominational winter celebration greenery is a pickle on an ornament hook. Whoever finds it gets the pie my mom made.
Hal: Sounds like fun.
Bruce: I've already begun deducing the location.
Ollie: World's Greatest Detective my ass. I already found—
Ollie: Who took a bite out of the pickle?
Barry: ...I got hungry.
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