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🔹Incorrect quotes, headcanons, and conspiracies about why Nightwing isn't in my header or icon
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(It's been 6 years why don't I have an intro post?)

Hi, I'm incorrectbatfam. Welcome my DC blog dedicated to the Robins and the weird sad man they found in a box.

Things I do:

• Daily incorrect quotes

• Dank Gotham memes

• This

• Comic recs and media reviews (spoilers will be tagged #spoiler alert)

• Crispy shitposts that leave you itching in the kitchen

• Headcanons that sound like a rubber chicken choir

• Playlists that are more democratic than the U.S. government (but also as a disclaimer I listen to pop-punk)

• Other equally fun and amazing polls

• Edits such as fake texts, social media posts, Batburger health inspection forms, warped canon art, and moodboards for when you want to lay face-down in the Batcave (okay I haven't done that last one but you get the idea)

• Shamelessly plug my Ao3 and Spotify

• Attempt to beat the Stephanie Brown allegations

I also work with other DC characters and will defend Jaime Reyes with my dying breath

Things I maybe:

(providing they don't fall in the red category below)

• Fandom crossovers, if I'm familiar with all pieces of media. And I'll get this out of the way: no I haven't seen Danny Phantom

• Fic finds, if the fic is still around

• User submissions. I might re-format it or let you know if it belongs as an ask but credit will be given to you

• Angst content

• Fandom events

• Fandom-related promos (DM me)

• Take things seriously

• Talk about myself because I am, in a way, a walking shitpost

Once I undo my nuked computer storage I might play with audio or video edits

Things I don't:

• Graphic violence. If Deadpool does it, I won't

• NSFW. If it's something where you got to check a box saying you're 18, you're not gonna find it here

• Batcest—basically anything starting with "technically they're not related"

• Reader inserts. I can't do them that well anyway because I don't wanna date them, I wanna spread rumors about them Mean Girls style

• Reblog signal boosts, charity posts, and other non-fandom promos (as a safety measure)

• Art, unless you wanna see me reinvent dadaism

• Writing collabs because historically I suck at group projects

• Fic requests unless you find a way to add extra hours to the day

• Tag games/reblog chains

• Anything AI generated. This is more to let you know that I'm the unhinged one, not a machine

Things I need from you:

• I try to include trigger tags to the best of my ability. If I miss one or if you need a new one added, send me an ask or DM

• Same for image IDs. If I forgot or if it needs to be edited, please let me know in my inbox because I cannot guarantee I'll see all the notes

• Also the same if I source something wrong or forget

• Typos, etc. I'd rather know sooner than not

• Please understand if I can't get to your ask right away. I might be chronically online but I'm still just one person (no, I'm not taking other mods)

• I love seeing people's art, additions, etc. to my posts. But again, I can't go through every single note so if you want me to reblog it, send me a link

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Anonymous asked:

If they were transformers what vehicle would they be

Dick: a clown car

Jason: a freight train

Tim: the Batmobile he embezzled

Damian: a horse-drawn carriage

Duke: a Mars rover

Cullen: a go-kart

Stephanie: a speedboat

Cassandra: a UFO

Barbara: a submarine

Harper: an 18-wheeler

Carrie: an ice cream truck

Kate: a bulldozer

Helena: a helicopter

Luke: a fighter jet

Bette: an ATV

Alfred: a coach bus

Selina: a limousine

Bruce: a suburban dad van

BONUS – the Joker: a Tesla cybertruck

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! You seem like a good person to ask. I'm working on a fic and I heard that Americans in the North are meaner than the South? Is it true? How do I write it?

From a New England perspective:

We're not mean, we have a different standard of courtesy. And this is also an urban vs. rural divide along with North vs. South.

Life in the South moves at a more lax pace. Of course it varies individually and you have big cities like Atlanta or Dallas, but in general, there's more space for towns and populations to spread out. For a number of people, the only interaction they might get all day is when they drive to the bank or grocery store, where the employees are probably also their friends and neighbors. Over there, curtness is rude and uncaring. (I also noticed this in rural areas in the North, like Montana.) In a fic, the grocery store in Smallville might only get 10 customers per day, so the owner will come out and ramble on about all the freak tornadoes they've been getting. Because outward politeness is the norm, people are also more passive-aggressive in order to avoid rocking the boat—we've all heard the "bless your heart" coming from a suburban evangelical.

Up North, especially in the mid-Atlantic and New England states, it's the opposite. We have a ton of people packed into a smaller geographical area and our cities are closer to each other (a lot of people live in New Jersey and work in New York). Life moves faster, so our directness and tendency to keep to ourselves is our way of saying, "I care about you and I know your time/energy is valuable, so I'm not gonna waste it." You'll see it in cities like Chicago too. It's rude to start a conversation with the barista when there are 20 people waiting in line behind you. So if you're writing a story set in Gotham, it's perfectly acceptable for the Batburger cashier to be like "What do you want?" In that same vein, we don't beat around the bush when we're upset. If you're being an ass, I will tell you to fuck right off.

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francisofgotham1 asked:

Julia and Bruce have the potential to have an interesting sibling-like relationship. What are some hcs with the two?

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We can't easily slot Julia into the batfam as a pseudo-sibling or cousin-like figure to Bruce. Alfred left her to take care of a rich family and raise another child overseas. She canonically resents Alfred for leaving and the Waynes for keeping her father away, even if they do end up allying together later on. She had a whole life and successful career in England without any of them and it feels wrong to shoehorn her into this fluffy fanon family dynamic without talking about what she went through.

So some headcanons I have:

  • Julia still operates out of England. Bruce offered her a key to the Manor and a role among the batfam, which she promptly handed back to him
  • She's long overdue for some catharsis, which she finds in her secret agent training
  • If she finds anything on her end, like a threat or any important intel, she forwards it to the Watchtower for the whole Justice League instead of just the batfam
  • Julia is also long overdue for a conversation with Alfred, so when she has a layover in Gotham, he takes the evening and meets her at coffee shop away from the others
  • They leave that first meeting at least agreeing to call each other instead of just the annual birthday and holiday cards
  • She also sends postcards from wherever her assignments take her, always addressing it to one of the pets
  • One time someone asked if she and Bruce were siblings and she said "Ew fuck no" in the most passive-aggressive British way possible
  • Bruce isn't offended. He's seen what siblings are like through his kids and is perfectly content being an only child
  • Her unpopular opinion that would get her exiled from Britain is that Cadbury chocolate isn't that good
  • Bruce (as Batman) unknowingly crossed paths with Julia in Washington D.C. but he didn't notice her because she was wearing the same stuff as everyone else instead of traipsing around in a weapon-loaded fursuit
  • They also unknowingly crossed paths in college when they were studying abroad at the same time and he asked to borrow her syllabus because he forgot his
  • She has commitment issues. She can't stay in one place or with one person for very long because she's afraid of making the same mistakes as her mother
  • Julia asks people to be honest from the get-go. She'll tell people to cut to the chase and tell her what they want from her
  • Her comfort snack is Alfred's cookie recipe paired with her mom's homemade ice cream. Bruce's is Alfred's cookies with Selina's homemade espresso
  • Coincidentally, both she and Bruce get seasick, and both are good at hiding it
  • Julia doesn't like to be referred to as an "aunt." The kids call her anything from Jules to Penny-Two to Her Royal Highness
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Duke: I love these new WayneTech phones.
Jason: Take one.
Duke: What?
Jason: Take it home. I do it all the time. They have plenty, trust me.
Bruce, entering: Plenty of what?
Jason: Plenty of fish sticks in the cafeteria. He was asking if they're out.
Bruce: If they're all out, I'll tell you they're all out, alright?
Bruce: *leaves*
Duke: Jason, I'm not gonna steal from the company.
Jason: If you came over to my safehouse, you'd see my whole setup is Wayne Enterprises stuff. The electronics, the furniture, the salt and pepper shakers.
Duke: Are you serious?
Jason: Steph, do you ever take stuff home from here?
Stephanie: I take the gala champagne glasses home. Give 'em away as gifts. It's a perk.
Jason: It's like a monthly bonus.
Duke: It's stealing! Tim wouldn't do it.
Tim: Do what?
Duke: Take Wayne Enterprises stuff home.
Tim: No, but I do keep a bunch of clean coffee mugs in the trunk of my car and I bring them in every day for Bruce to check and then I put them back so I don't have to wash the dishes in the break room.
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Kon: Let’s take the teleportation pod!
Tim: The tele-what?
Kon: You know, you get into the silver pod, the doors close, and when they open again, you’re someplace else.
Tim: Kon, that’s the elevator.
Kon: Whatever. It’s very cool.
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