bumblebee, listening to tik tok, thinking his headphones are in:
arcee: if you watch the pedro pascal edit one more fucking time
wheeljack, recording for a tik tok: guys i can’t even make this up i promise i’m telling the truth
wheeljack, turning the camera around to miko: she’s literally doing the gritty in the base
starscream, sneaking behind megatron with a knife in hand:
megatron:
megatron, loudly: i sure hope nobody stabs me right now because i was planning on making cookies later
starscream:
starscream: what kind
knock out: happy valentine’s day! any plans?
dreadwing: yes! the first valentine’s day i have something scheduled!
knock out: yay! what is it?
dreadwing: dentist appointment at three!
knock out: you are my most disappointing friend
ratchet, pointing at bumblebee who is lying upside down in vechile mode: WHO FLIPPED HIM
wheeljack:
bulkhead:
arcee:
smokescreen:
ultra magnus:
ratchet: WHO THE FUCK FLIPPED HIM? YOU KNOW HE CANT TURN OVER BY HIMSELF
starscream, dressed as sexy cupid: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND IM TO BLAME
soundwave, standing there with a bouquet of flowers: so is that a yes to the date?
starscream:
soundwave:
starscream: *shoots soundwave with his cupids bow*
soundwave, in pain on the ground: it’s a yes
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it’s late but happy valentine’s day to everyone :) i appreciate y’all so so much you have no idea the impact you’ve made on my life. i’m so incredibly lucky to have each and everyone of you :)) hope you had a wonderful day
optimus: in the club defeating evildoers
megatron: in the club evildoing
my new catchphrase
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fowler, talking to the kids: what did you do?
fowler: you're not in trouble. i just need to know if i have to lie to the police again or not
you’re gonna have to lie babe
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miko, robbing a bank: okay everybody, hands in the air!
[everyone puts their hands up]
miko, already going mad with power: one hop this time!
TWO HOPS TWO HOPS
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Anonymous asked:
Ratchet, on Synth-en: "Hey Optimus, how's it hummin'?"
Optimus:
Optimus, blushing: "Ratchet please. There are humans."
Do what you want with this idea
i think we all know where that goes from there…ratchet gets grounded
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knock out, seeing breakdown buffed and polished: wow! got a date or something?
breakdown:
breakdown: i forgot to ask you didn’t i
miko: i was just thinking…snipers kill people, and i’m a person…
fowler: those are both true statements but i fail to see how they connect
optimus: this is your sign to do something spontaneous
wheeljack: *combusts*
optimus: that’s one way to do it
bumblebee: *starts crying cutely*
optimus: let’s keep the ideas moving people
bulkhead, tapping his leg: for you *hands him miko*
optimus: thank you
starscream: as a prank, i replaced megatrons “i cant believe it’s not butter” with real butter
megatron, eating toast: WHAT-how can it, I DONT BELIEVE, i can’t-
*later*
*megatron in a straight jacket being held down*
soundwave: i don’t know doctor, i think it might have actually been real butter
knock out: he killed a dozen people
Anonymous asked:
Knockout, at a carcare store in his haloform trying to pick out a good wax: "Babe which one do you think would look better on me, Wizard or Viking?"
Breakdown, who's in his bot mode with just a wig and sunglasses on: "what about this one?" Picks up generic brand
Knockout: "YOU WANT TO PUT CHEAP CRAP ON ME?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
HOW DARE YOU BREAKDOWN
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raf: is any of this legal?
ratchet, making synth-en: i'm sure it's legal somewhere.
…false
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