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So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark...

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

OH WELL GOD DAMN YOU…

BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE

AND THAT’S THE TEA

MY FUCKING HEART

I’m just still not over that he memorised exactly how to get to Peter’s home and Peter’s little puppy dog eyes of surprise when Tony’s correcting Happy just I swear this is fanfiction

@duskblue-art here have some Tony headcanon ideas!!

OKAY OH MY GOD HELLO THANK YOU FOR THIS LEMME JUST

*saves this for later*

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In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-

It got me thinking that:

What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good

So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)

Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Peter:
Bucky:
Nat:
Peter: yeahhh
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol:
Carol:
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
everyone:
Tony: *walking in the Avengers Tower common room*
Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*
Tony: *sighs and walks out*

Tony: When did this whole thing *gestures to Fury cooking four scrambled eggs and baking three cakes and making pasta sauce* start?

Clint: *Looks at Fury* *Looks at Tony* I dunno.

Tony: *Looks at Natasha*

Natasha: *Smiles*

Bruce: Oh no... I broke my desk when I hulked out. I can’t believe-
Fury: *casually building a desk, chair, and full sized dresser*
Bruce: I-
Steve, holding the guitar Fury made:
Bucky, eating the pasta Fury made:
Natasha, wearing the sweater Fury made:
Tony, working on the suit Fury made:
Thor, staring at his hammer:
Peter, doing the Tik Fok dance Fury did: Yeah get used to it
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