i, too, would lounge in the meadows while john walker got his ass kicked
Hi I forgot how good Avengers Assemble was and I’m now rewatching it. So, to emphasize why I love this show so much, I’ll tell ya some of the gist of what goes down... in the first f-ing episode:
- Tony makes bets with himself so often he owes himself $15,000,000
- Tony is also watching the others to make sure they’re okay
- Cap just gets... dead... in like the first minute
- Red Skull has magic gun arms now
- Tony gets instantly roasted by fuckin tomato man
- The animation is just, Ugh, beautiful I could look at it for the rest of my life
- The first time we see Clint he makes a fucking pun
- The first time we see Fury he insults Sam Wilson in his training by comparing him to Spiderman I’m crying-
- Jarvis is like... so sassy
- Sam is like “war machine armor? No thanks”
- Thor left his holidays in Valhalla because Tony said so
- Thor and Clint are chillin in the plane to go see the others and Hulk is like “lemme just hitchhike on the outside of the jet”
- Thor and Hulk instantly start punching each other because Thor called him stupid
- Tony is longingly staring out a window in full armor and watches Thor and Hulk punch each other like an exhausted dad
- Hulk roasts Thor’s hair
- Tony?? Expresses??? Emotions?? To others??
- Natasha is up to spy shit once again
- Clint fucking flicks a can of mints off the jet window, side wall, and into Hulks mouth and is like “you need it”
- Clint goes “Ay I’m fightin’ ‘er” then is instantly yeeted by Hulk
- Clint is also sleeveless... in Antarctica
- Natasha shows up but is like “hmmm I’m gonna watch you guys be idiots”
- Cap isn’t fucking dead... he just swapping brains with Red Skull... it’s chill
- Modock is like... like the giant floating baby head in phineas and ferb. He just there
- Tony is called “The Smart One” multiple times while also being an idiot most of those times
- Sam Wilson’s first act as an Avenger is to punch the shit out of Captain America
- Tony is Sam’s Mentor much like how we see Peter and Tony in the MCU. (Sam is much younger than in the MCU)
- Tony says switcharoo
- Shit is going down and Hulk just rolls up with Modock, dragging him by his very small leg
- Cap and Tony arent beating each other up and are actually chill and happy and friends as they should be
- Tony uh... his uh... his arc reactor is ... yeah
- Tony is like “so remeber how I saved you a few seconds ago bro? Care to help a bro out as he’s dying lol??”
After that it’s a TBC and honestly I miss this show so much and I think the MCU aspires to be this show.
avenger's favorite things to eat on thanksgiving/ pie
I can’t tell if you’re suggesting that it’s pie or like to include pie as well, so imma wing it:
Tony: Tony makes meatballs and hear me out because I know someone’s gonna be like “oh just because he’s Italian”. Yes. Because he is Italian. I know a few different people with Italian heritage that make meatballs on thanksgiving and let me tell you they are to die for. Anyways he uses his moms recipe and loves pumpkin pie with cool whip on it.
Steve: Pretty traditional tbh. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say be likes the canned cranberry stuff. I can’t name it because I hate it but I heard it’s okay. He likes chocolate pecan pie and you can pry that from my cold dead hands.
Natasha: She likes corn casserole. I can’t explain I just know in my soul that she does. Apple pie cause yes.
Thor: He likes whatever meat is prepared. Ham? Fantastic. Turkey? Awesome! Hamburgers because Tony accidentally blew up the kitchen? Cool! He likes just about any pie too, I don’t think he’d like pies with coconut in them though. Don’t ask why, I don’t know either.
Bruce: Pretty traditional, likes the sweet potatoes with marshmallows. DESPISES pumpkin pie. Loves apple pie though, and he’ll drink it with a cup of coffee too. Probably introduced Thor to the fact that drinking coffee with pie is a thing.
Clint: Likes the turkey. Probably a pumpkin pie fan, idk. He probably is in it for the cool whip.
Sam: Also likes the turkey. He makes all the pies so he is probably a fan of just about all of them.
Bucky: Probably like Steve but he loathes the cranberry stuff. He’s more of a casserole kind of guy. Does love a good pecan pie though.
Wanda: I’m going out on a limb again and guessing that she loves the stuffing and green bean casserole. Pie wise probably apple.
Vision: He likes the dinner rolls. I was going to say not a pie fan but then I realized how funky it would be to see him bite into an pumpkin pie and just watch his eyes light up.
Peter: Let’s be honest, he probably isn’t a fan of sweet potatoes and if you force him to eat the cranberry wiggle shit he will run away. His favorite is the pie overall. Probably not pumpkin because of cinnamon but I’d wager that just about any other pie is the highlight of his thanksgiving.
Which of the Avengers do you think would be germaphobes?
Oooh well,
- Sam Wilson because I mean... yes
- Wanda probably. Not like extreme but she just does not like germs or seeing things dirty
- Clint. No I will not provide and explanation
ahhhhh what is on the avengers christmas lists? we already know thanos wants a vacuum cleaner but
Aksjgjajff you are so right about Thanos I-
Anyways,
- Tony just wants a relaxing day to be honest. He can buy literally anything he wants at any time, so why ask for something from someone else? No he just to wake up in the morning, have a nice breakfast with everyone, watch people open their presents and open his own if he gets some, and just have a calm and serene day overall. Though he does love handmade gifts so, if asked, he will say make something. Then he will keep it and treasure it forever.
- Steve would want either something vintage or something new that he has yet to catch up on with today’s society. Movies? Fantastic! Old record player? Wow awesome!
- Natasha wants blankets or anything soft and comfy. She will take hand-me-downs from any of the guys and will be just filled with joy. That or knives. Knives are always a good number 2.
- Clint wants a jet pack. Will Tony give it to him? No. He’s getting socks instead. Maybe an arrow upgrade.
- Bruce likes sensory or fidget toys. It helps distract him from stressful situations or bad thoughts. If we’re taking post-endgame Bruce though then he honestly just wants clothes his size. Mans just wants clothes.
- Thor wants mugs. Not just any mug. Rubber mugs. You know why.
- Rhodey just wants some food man. He wants the food. That is one of the only reasons he is there (other than he loves these assholes). Give him the damn food.
- Sam wants gift cards. Plain and simple. Tony ends up finding a way to load like 4,000 dollars onto an Olive Garden Gift Card.
- Bucky is kind of the same as Steve but I think he’d also want jackets. Maybe some new clothes. But he also wants vintage things from back in the day.
- Vision wants books.
- Wanda wants trendy clothes, maybe a cell phone. Idk she just wants to try and be as normal as possible.
- Peter wants Legos, time with Mr. Stark, possibly a jet pack, and a puppy. Tony gives him two of four. You decide what you think he gives him
- DUM-E wants a hug
When life gives you lemons (avengers edition)
Based of this incorrect quote by @incorrect-spiderson
Aksjsjad I love it
#let him drink his juice!
Sam Wilson in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo
The look of disappointment when he doesn’t get his juice. I wanna write a fic now abt how he never gets to drink his fuckin juice
I’m not sure if this is a thing but can the ship name (platonic or not) for Sam X Bucky please
Please
Be Sucky
It encompasses their relationship well. (Not saying it’s a bad relationship, don’t take that the wrong way) The name is just too damn perfect to pass up. I mean y’all.... has anyone thought of the possibilities with this ship name?? It’s amazing. I’m telling you.
I LOOKED IT UP
The official ship name is legit just SamBucky....
EXCUSE ME
Ladies and gentlefolk of the Sam X Bucky court, this is a federal offense. It is pitiful compared to all other marvel shipnames.
I am here today to help bring your ship to it’s rightful glory. And the best course of action would infact be a complete renovation of the ship name.
Now, you may be skeptical.
“But Cam, Sucky sounds ridiculous and... sucky!”
That is exactly correct my friend! Which is why it is perfect. Sam and Bucky’s chaotic “I hate you but not really” energy is strong. Which is perfect breeding ground for such a dumb name!
Also *waves hand in the air for you to open your mind* imagine the popularity it will bring you!
“Sucky fic idea”
“Sucky AU”
“Sucky angst fic that I spent literally hours working on”
The possibilities are endless!!
So... Sam X Bucky shippers of the court, what is your final decision?
I’m not sure if this is a thing but can the ship name (platonic or not) for Sam X Bucky please
Please
Be Sucky
It encompasses their relationship well. (Not saying it’s a bad relationship, don’t take that the wrong way) The name is just too damn perfect to pass up. I mean y’all.... has anyone thought of the possibilities with this ship name?? It’s amazing. I’m telling you.