Hey everyone! Been gone for a bit but I missed y’all! So send in some ask or just say hello! :)
Can you do a spiderbros moment
(TH)Peter: *sighs*
(AG)Peter: Hey kiddo, what’s wrong? I thought you’d be pumped to get to see us again! We missed you little bro!
(TM)Peter: Yeah you looked so happy last time we saw you buddy, did something happen?
(TH)Peter: Oh yeah I missed you guys! I did but uh… I don’t know it’s been really hard since the whole “spell that erases me from the minds of everyone I’ve ever known and loved” thing.
(TM)Peter: … oh my god… kid-
(AG)Peter: *rolling up his sleeves* That’s it where’s the wizard man we are going to have some WORDS-
Peter: *grieving over losing every single one of his parental figures*
Dr. Conners: *busts through the wall*
Dr. Conners: HEY KID! KEEP LOSING YOUR PARENTS? BOY DO I HAVE THE THING FOR YOU! FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF YOUR HUMANITY YOU CAN BECOME A LIZARD TOO! CALL 555-555-555 TODAY TO START YOUR FREE TRIAL-
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Peter: *listening to music in his earbuds*
Tony: -and that’s why you never combine pym particles with an angry beaver named Jerry. So remember that Peter, never- uh, Peter are you even listening to me?
Peter: *takes out his earbuds* Oh oh no Mr. Stark I was I promise-
Peter’s Phone: *starts blasting music* ~TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX, TWO TRUCKS HAVING-
Peter: *hits pause* I… can explain
Happy New Year Everyone!!
Remember that canonically Peter Parker is still dusted and will remain dusted for another three years :)
But that means Tony isn’t dead yet!
Hey all!
As we come up on NWH having been released for multiple weeks now I will start making posts containing spoilers! I’ll tag them all properly so if you don’t want spoilers please block the tags #NWHspoilers #nowayhomespoilers.
Thank you! And Happy New Year!
Peter, hands shaking as he’s holding the phone: Okay… I can do this
Bucky, across the room: Who do you think he’s calling?
Sam: Hmmm.. the government?
Bucky: Nah, nah, probably his aunt
Sam: Ooh or his girlfriend?
Bucky: Ooooooh, maybe a potential girlfriend?
Sam: Maybe a villain?
Bucky: Or an EX!
Peter: …
Peter: Uh… yeah can I order a pizza-
Anonymous asked:
Tips of how to speak like Peter parker:....
If this is the implication that I constantly make Peter too stunned to speak… you’d be correct
SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME IS ABSOLUTELY 200/10 ITS SO GOOD. ITS WELL WRITTEN AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD MORE THAN ONCE. I HOPE YOU ALL REALLY ENJOY IT!!!
Note: I won’t post spoilers on this page! If I do or have any convos about the movie they will be properly tagged.
Peter: Mr. Strange I’m being bullied for being Spiderman and the world hates me and I’m being arrested can you do something about it?
Stephen: *looks at Wong*
Wong: No. Strange, no.
Stephen: *start swirly magic*
Wong: NO- BAD STRANGE! DO I NEED TO GET THE SQUIRT BOTTLE, NO-
Hey to the person in my inbox who tried to spoil the movie for me before I went and watched it???
💅 Too late dawg
Also if you’re gonna be like that at least have the courage to get off of anon before being a an asshole on the internet. Just makes you a coward lol. Sorry you didn’t get your dose of “power trip” from me.
The movie was great btw😌 I highly recommend
I’m seeing Spiderman NWH on the 17th so expect a review!! I won’t spoil anything I promise! Just be expecting some feedback!
Strange: They all die at to Spiderman, Peter. I’m sorry kid
Peter: *dials the phone*
Operator: 9-1-1 how can I-
Peter: Hello, I’m smelling some major cap today-
Waiter: Whats your name?
Peter: Peter, but you can call me Captain Ravioli
Tony: What the fuck was that? Don't do that
Floating Head Scott: And for my next trick! What this behind my ear??
Crowd of Zombies beyond the Wakanda barrier: …
Floating Head Scott: P- Peter that’s your cue-
Peter: Oh! Oh yeah! *reaches behind Scott’s ear to grab the quarter*
Cloak: *jazz cape*
Hi can I just say how upset I am that the new episode of What If legit depicted the fact that Peter, a whole ass teenager, lost all of his friends and it’s up to him, a floating Scott head, and a legless T’Challa to save the world and ultimately in the end they can’t because I don’t think it’s been addressed enough-
Peter, over the comms: Hey guys um… I might need a little back-up
Sam: Aw little spider-baby can’t handle a couple robots?
Bucky: How cute!
Peter:
Peter: Well, actually, I can’t feel either of my legs and I see dancing leprechauns and magical puppies while my left arm flops around like a limp noodle, but now that you think I can’t do it I no longer need your help. Good day.
Peter: *disconnects comms*