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It’s all about ya boi Parker Peter
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Peter: *kicks down the door to the living room*
Peter: ALRIGHT WHO TOOK MY LEFTOVERS
Tony: I didn’t, I would never
Natasha: Nope.
Steve: It wouldn’t be American to steal your leftovers now would it?
Sam: I definitely did.
Clint:
Clint: Is nobody else bothered by the fact that he just kicked down a giant ten-ton metal door? Nobody??
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Anonymous asked:

avenger's favorite things to eat on thanksgiving/ pie

I can’t tell if you’re suggesting that it’s pie or like to include pie as well, so imma wing it:

Tony: Tony makes meatballs and hear me out because I know someone’s gonna be like “oh just because he’s Italian”. Yes. Because he is Italian. I know a few different people with Italian heritage that make meatballs on thanksgiving and let me tell you they are to die for. Anyways he uses his moms recipe and loves pumpkin pie with cool whip on it.

Steve: Pretty traditional tbh. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say be likes the canned cranberry stuff. I can’t name it because I hate it but I heard it’s okay. He likes chocolate pecan pie and you can pry that from my cold dead hands.

Natasha: She likes corn casserole. I can’t explain I just know in my soul that she does. Apple pie cause yes.

Thor: He likes whatever meat is prepared. Ham? Fantastic. Turkey? Awesome! Hamburgers because Tony accidentally blew up the kitchen? Cool! He likes just about any pie too, I don’t think he’d like pies with coconut in them though. Don’t ask why, I don’t know either.

Bruce: Pretty traditional, likes the sweet potatoes with marshmallows. DESPISES pumpkin pie. Loves apple pie though, and he’ll drink it with a cup of coffee too. Probably introduced Thor to the fact that drinking coffee with pie is a thing.

Clint: Likes the turkey. Probably a pumpkin pie fan, idk. He probably is in it for the cool whip.

Sam: Also likes the turkey. He makes all the pies so he is probably a fan of just about all of them.

Bucky: Probably like Steve but he loathes the cranberry stuff. He’s more of a casserole kind of guy. Does love a good pecan pie though.

Wanda: I’m going out on a limb again and guessing that she loves the stuffing and green bean casserole. Pie wise probably apple.

Vision: He likes the dinner rolls. I was going to say not a pie fan but then I realized how funky it would be to see him bite into an pumpkin pie and just watch his eyes light up.

Peter: Let’s be honest, he probably isn’t a fan of sweet potatoes and if you force him to eat the cranberry wiggle shit he will run away. His favorite is the pie overall. Probably not pumpkin because of cinnamon but I’d wager that just about any other pie is the highlight of his thanksgiving.

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Anonymous asked:

can you rank haweye's hairstyles?

Ah. The mans.

So:

6/10

Spiky

7/10

Even spikier

8/10

Honestly it’s okay. Maybe it’s the knife that makes it better but I don’t mind it.

1/10

The hell

8/10

Honestly I didn’t mind this look. Made him look like a badass but he’s just... he’s there

10000000000/10

THIS MANS WAS THE ONE I GREW UP WITH I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH GIVE ME THIS GUY

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Anonymous asked:

do you like mcu clint or do you think that marvel is ableist and should've made him deaf?

No I hate MCU Clint. I think they just completely got his character wrong in so many ways. Hawkeye is supposed to be this fun loving, partially-to-totally deaf after an accident, and not a guy who walks around with a vendetta on the world 24/7 and acts like he has a stick up his ass.

I tend to write him more like the comics but I do leave him a bit like MCU Clint sometimes because I’ve noticed that I have quite a few people who are new to the fandom and get confused when I say “Clint then pulled out his hearing aid...”

All in all:

MCU Clint? Flawed in every manner. Needs a shit ton of work. But it is rumored that in the Hawkeye series they will have the incident happen and he could become deaf, but I’m not sure. So yeah he’s very flawed.

Comics Clint? Love him.

Mixture of the two is where I usually land when writing him into any of my fics.

I’d also like to state that no: I’m not ignoring the ‘Is Marvel ableist’ question. I’d just prefer not to speak on it as I’m still educating myself on the topic and don’t want to spread misinformation or come across in a way other understanding. I’ll be to comment again once I learn more but for now I don’t feel as if I should.

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Anonymous asked:

ahhhhh what is on the avengers christmas lists? we already know thanos wants a vacuum cleaner but

Aksjgjajff you are so right about Thanos I-

Anyways,

  • Tony just wants a relaxing day to be honest. He can buy literally anything he wants at any time, so why ask for something from someone else? No he just to wake up in the morning, have a nice breakfast with everyone, watch people open their presents and open his own if he gets some, and just have a calm and serene day overall. Though he does love handmade gifts so, if asked, he will say make something. Then he will keep it and treasure it forever.
  • Steve would want either something vintage or something new that he has yet to catch up on with today’s society. Movies? Fantastic! Old record player? Wow awesome!
  • Natasha wants blankets or anything soft and comfy. She will take hand-me-downs from any of the guys and will be just filled with joy. That or knives. Knives are always a good number 2.
  • Clint wants a jet pack. Will Tony give it to him? No. He’s getting socks instead. Maybe an arrow upgrade.
  • Bruce likes sensory or fidget toys. It helps distract him from stressful situations or bad thoughts. If we’re taking post-endgame Bruce though then he honestly just wants clothes his size. Mans just wants clothes.
  • Thor wants mugs. Not just any mug. Rubber mugs. You know why.
  • Rhodey just wants some food man. He wants the food. That is one of the only reasons he is there (other than he loves these assholes). Give him the damn food.
  • Sam wants gift cards. Plain and simple. Tony ends up finding a way to load like 4,000 dollars onto an Olive Garden Gift Card.
  • Bucky is kind of the same as Steve but I think he’d also want jackets. Maybe some new clothes. But he also wants vintage things from back in the day.
  • Vision wants books.
  • Wanda wants trendy clothes, maybe a cell phone. Idk she just wants to try and be as normal as possible.
  • Peter wants Legos, time with Mr. Stark, possibly a jet pack, and a puppy. Tony gives him two of four. You decide what you think he gives him
  • DUM-E wants a hug
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Tony: Alright Avengers, this is a critical mission. We cannot afford to be spotted. Stealth is absolutely-
Clint: Tony-
Tony: Clint, don’t interrupt while I’m briefing. Anyways like I was saying-
Steve: But Tony-
Tony: Steve please, I expect this from Clint, maybe Peter.
Steve: But-
Natasha: He’s trying to say Peter’s gone.
Tony: *looks around worriedly till he spots him* Oh god
Peter: *breakdancing gently and quietly past the guards*
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