This B needs a C in her A
Wade: I think we're missing something.
Scott: Teamwork?
Logan: Cohesion?
Laura: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Logan: Wake me up…
Laura: When it’s all over
Wade: Before you go go!
Laura: When September ends…
Wade: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Logan: at nine…
Wade: NINE IN THE AFTERNOOOOON
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Has someone written a fic yet where Wade secretly runs a Wolverine fan account on Tumblr but Logan doesn’t know about it because he doesn’t use tumblr then but then Logan finds out about it (Laura tips him off) and realizes that all of Wade’s jokes (on the blog and irl) about wanting to fuck him being in love with him were serious
putting my ao3 here because there might be something on there tomorrow idk
*Walking to Wade’s apartment after the movie*
Logan: what a week, huh?
Wade: Peanut, it’s Wednesday.
Wade: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Logan: ...We're on the ground floor.
Wade: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Wade: I love you
Logan: My Chemical Romance is doing a thing again
Wade: no you’re supposed to-
Wade: shit, wait really?
Vanessa: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Wade: Really? We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Vanessa: Yes!
Logan: I'm so sorry
Wade: would you still love me if I-
Logan: yes
Wade: -was a ghost
Wade: I like your shoelaces
Laura: thanks I stole them from the president
Logan: ????
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Tumblr Nepotism is posting something on your main blog and then reblogging it onto your more popular sideblog so that people actually see it
Wade: I told Logan his ears flush when he lies.
Scott: Why?
Wade: Look.
Wade: Hey Logan! Do you love us?
Logan, covering his ears: No.
Wade: Are any of you even listening to me
Logan: I’ve been zoned out for the past hour
Laura: I got distracted about halfway through.
Scott: I was ignoring you on purpose
incorrect-poolverine-quotes reblogged
Has someone written a fic yet where Wade secretly runs a Wolverine fan account on Tumblr but Logan doesn’t know about it because he doesn’t use tumblr then but then Logan finds out about it (Laura tips him off) and realizes that all of Wade’s jokes (on the blog and irl) about wanting to fuck him being in love with him were serious
Laura, on her own Tumblr: I’m so sorry for posting about shipping real people on main again but I wish Deadpool would just ask Wolverine out already it’s soooo obvious that he’s in love with him and I also heard a rumor on Reddit that apparently they live in the same apartment with Logan’s daughter, they’re practically already married
At Dinner:
Wade, reading Laura’s post: did you know that someone on tumblr is spreading a rumor that we’re living together- hey can you pass me the salt
Logan, passing the salt: but we are living together
Wade: I know but how do they know that
Laura: *shrugs*
Wade, on Tumblr: *picture of Wolverine* oooh I wanna fuck that old man so bad
Laura, passive-aggressively in the replies: why don’t you then
Laura knows about Wade’s Tumblr but he doesn’t know about hers. Logan, whose last cellphone was a Blackberry, has no idea what’s going on until Laura makes him sign up for Tumblr.
Logan: While I’m gone, Wade, you’re in charge.
Wade: Yes!!!
Logan, whispering: Laura, you’re secretly in charge.
Laura: Obviously.
Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Laura: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Wade: Smad.