Jayce: If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than a great set of boobs.
Jayce: I was also an incredible pair of legs.
Cassandra: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Caitlyn: Actually, we have three.
Jayce: Pick your favorite!
Heimerdinger: I need you to stir, with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.
Jayce: *stares blankly*
Heimerdinger: To the left.
Vi: Unbelievable. Something you planned actually worked. If this happens a thousand more times, I may have to rethink my whole perspective of you.
Jayce: I love it when you almost respect me.
Mel, flirting with Jayce: Being a fucking loser all by yourself handsome?
Vi, to Jayce, inside his forge: Put your sweaty tits away, you preening slut!
Jayce: Caitlyn... you do realize this is illegal, right?
Caitlyn: Be gay, do crimes.
Vi: With how often Caitlyn talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this.
Jayce: Oh please, Caitlyn only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently.
Caitlyn: So you're gonna lie to people?
Jayce: It's not lying when you're the leader, Cait. It's politics.
Vi: Oh no, I don’t have enough money to pay rent.
Caitlyn: I’m sure we can come up with some kind of arrangement.
Jayce: This is why I hate playing Monopoly with you guys.
Caitlyn: Do, what do you think?
Vi: I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Jayce.
Caitlyn: He’s not even here.
Caitlyn: Vi, don’t bully Jayce.
Vi: I mean, someone has to-
Jayce: You know what, we’re smart too, Cait.
Caitlyn: What’s the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Ezreal, narrowing his eyes: Don’t fall for it, Jayce. She’s just making up words.
Ezreal: Don't worry! Jayce and I are going to take great care of you. It's your turn to lean on us now!
Caitlyn: *starts crying*
Ezreal: ...why are you crying?
Caitlyn: BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE IN CHARGE AND THAT REALLY SCARES ME.
Jayce: Alright, give me your hair dryer.
Jayce: What?
Caitlyn: What are you talking about?
Jayce: Don't you carry one in your bag?
Caitlyn: Have you ever met a normal human?
Jayce: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Ezreal: Of course. I'm not an animal.
Vi: *clicks pen*
Caitlyn: *clicks pen in response*
Jayce: Stop that.
Vi: Stop what?
Jayce: You’re talking about me in Morse code.
Caitlyn: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In the three days between seasons, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Vi: That’s exactly what we did.
Vi: I will be mean to Jayce if you want me to be.
Caitlyn: Oh, no. It’s fine, Vi.
Vi: It’s really no problem, I was already planning to be mean to him.