Be SO FOR REAL right now
Cassandra: I've had four heart attacks, my body can probably only take three more. So when I go, there's some things I want you to handle.
Caitlyn: Because you trust me, right?
Cassandra: No, because if I don't tell you now, you'll screw it up when I'm dead.
Ambessa: How does it feel sitting behind that desk, Caitlyn?
Caitlyn: It's almost like holding a gun... only much more powerful.
Maddie: Your wear a lot of purple, is that your favourite colour?
Caitlyn: Purple? No, my favourite colour is violet.
I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb kids 'till I got a dumb kid. I’ve only had Isha for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
— Jinx
Vi: Our first kiss and we're covered in crap outside of a sewer.
Caitlyn: Yeah, I couldn't pass on such a romantic opportunity.
We won but AT WHAT COST?
Ambessa: I'm basically an exterminator and you're cockroaches. My job was to squish you and poison you, and yet, somehow, my very survival now depends on you, the cockroaches, agreeing to help me. That’s funny.
Caitlyn : We're cockroaches to you?!
Ambessa: Yeah. Or dung beetles. I don't know, something small and gross that creeps on the ground in its own filth.
Caitlyn:
Ambessa: Just being honest.
Cassandra: You let Caitlyn have ice cream for breakfast?
Tobias: She negotiated hard. I respect that.
Young Caitlyn, grinning: I’m really good at business.
Mel, flirting with Jayce: Being a fucking loser all by yourself handsome?
Caitlyn: I want Jinx.
Sevika: From one professional to another: If you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.
Caitlyn: I'm counting on it.
Sevika: It's Kiramman! She's gone nuts!
Jinx: You know, I've been reading lately how she's wound tight enough to snap. Ooh, wouldn't it be great if I've finally driven her off the deep end?
Vi, to Silco: Hello. My name is Vi. You groomed my sister. Prepare to die.
Tobias: In the words of my daughter... ya basic.
Tobias: It's an insult. It's devastating.
Tobias: You're devastated now.
Tobias: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Cassandra: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Tobias: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Ezreal: Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’’ Punctuation only means one thing, Vi. She's mad at you.
Vi: No, it's Caitlyn. She's just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Caitlyn: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Mel: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Caitlyn: I stand by my choice.
Silco: I know over two hundred ways to kill a man.
Powder: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.
Silco:
Sevika:
Silco: Two hundred and one.