Cassandra: I've had four heart attacks, my body can probably only take three more. So when I go, there's some things I want you to handle.
Caitlyn: Because you trust me, right?
Cassandra: No, because if I don't tell you now, you'll screw it up when I'm dead.
Ambessa: How does it feel sitting behind that desk, Caitlyn?
Caitlyn: It's almost like holding a gun... only much more powerful.
Maddie: Your wear a lot of purple, is that your favourite colour?
Caitlyn: Purple? No, my favourite colour is violet.
I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb kids 'till I got a dumb kid. I’ve only had Isha for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
— Jinx
Vi: Our first kiss and we're covered in crap outside of a sewer.
Caitlyn: Yeah, I couldn't pass on such a romantic opportunity.
We won but AT WHAT COST?
Vi: I was a pretty lousy sister.
Caitlyn: You couldn't have been that bad.
Vi: My last words to Powder were "There is no Santa Claus."
Ezreal: What!?
Caitlyn: Don't listen to her, Ez.
"The only thing you need to know about me is that I am gonna bag Jinx. And if that means breaking any rule, any point of procedure then they're broke."
— Caitlyn Kiramman
"Why have you put barbed wire on a fence? Is this how you rich people amuse yourselves? You put barbed wire on the fence so innocent people like me can hurt themselves looking in?"
—Jinx
"Well she don't give a fuck about me! She's kicking her own ass!"
—Vi's opponents
Jinx: Hey Hat Lady! Catch!
Caitlyn: What is this?
Jinx: A pipe bomb.
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Ezreal: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Vi: Respected.
Caitlyn: Appreciated.
Jinx: At peace.
Ezreal: ...I was gonna be a cat.
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Vi: Is there another word for “horny”, but not in a sexual way?
Vi: Like, I'm horny for Halloween, but I don't want to fuck a pumpkin.
Caitlyn: ...you mean “excited”?
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Who needs Halloween makeup when you already have the dark cycles and the half dead look.
Caitlyn
Jayce: If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than a great set of boobs.
Jayce: I was also an incredible pair of legs.